Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe they are slightly dished (or slightly domed), to rotate the bucket.
Stu
I agree with your take: Flat Tappet Cams (Not Roller Cams) with Push Rods require that the Lifters is Flat and the Cam Profile Beveled so that the HFT or SFT Push Lifter and Rods Rotate in order to be properly lubricated and ware evenly.
There are no Push Rods or Lifters but there are Rocker Arms in Hemi-Spherical SOHC Engine. DOHC Engines do not have either push rods or rocker arms but do have Bucket Lifter that ride directly on the cam and in my opinion these lifters should Rotate in order to be properly lubricated.
Just my old school take on engine understanding.
I can't see a Bucket Lifter, Lifter Bore or Cam Lobe surviving unless the Bucket Lifter is not rotating where the Cam Nose is NOT Beveled and NOT Centered on the Bucket and friction causes the Lifter to Rotate. Therefore Cam position is critical.
I got an 84 Volvo with over 450,000 miles on her and had to replace the a rotted out Head gasket - She's a ME23 SOHC None Hemi Cross Flow Wedge inline valve engine. There showed absolutely no ware on the Cam and Buckets and the Tappet Clearance where well within specks - Didn't have to play with pucks.
Aside from checking the Tappet Clearance about ever 2 seasons, all I can say is that I don't have to contend with this on my Breganze 750 SF - LOL
I suggest you change out all your Bucket Tappets and have a machine shop check your Lifter Bores and look onto that the Oil System is clean and up to snuff. You're probably looking at touching up the Valves and Seats plus new Valve Springs, polishing the Cams (Hope the Cam Bushing survived) ...etc and etc = MONEY buit you can save if you been there and know what to do