This weeks joke

Jehovah's Witness, also works for Mor(m)ons, Advent Calendar.

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They came to my house yesterday and other than the 40 years before, I asked them in and we sat down in the living room. I asked them: "OK - what is it you want to talk about with me, please?" They looked at each other and said: "We have no clue, until now, we never got that far...!" :oops:
 
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They came to my house yesterday and other than the 40 years before, I asked them in and we sat down in the living room. I asked them: "OK - what is it you want to talk about with me, please?" They looked at each other and said: "We have no clue, until now, we never got that far...!" :oops:
My neighbours are Scientologists. Whenever the JW’s knock on my door, I say I’m not interested.

I suggest they check out my neighbours, they are there for hours talking all things John Smith and Tom Cruise no doubt…… which is my que to ensure all bikes in the garage are fired up outside and batteries charged😝
 
My neighbours are Scientologists. Whenever the JW’s knock on my door, I say I’m not interested.

I suggest they check out my neighbours, they are there for hours talking all things John Smith and Tom Cruise no doubt…… which is my que to ensure all bikes in the garage are fired up outside and batteries charged😝
You are all heart…..!
 
They came to my house yesterday and other than the 40 years before, I asked them in and we sat down in the living room. I asked them: "OK - what is it you want to talk about with me, please?" They looked at each other and said: "We have no clue, until now, we never got that far...!" :oops:
I just lock the door after they come in and start cleaning my guns while cursing under my breath and glowering at them. Usually they ask to leave after I start loading the magazines……
 
I gotta take out a lottery ticket! A bloke told me that joke only this morning…. fair dinkum
Well, well, what a coincidence.
Had a bloke pull up at my place this morning towing an effing great big horse float.
I think it was Santa looking for directions to where to drop off ponies for some kids for Christmas.................
 
Well, well, what a coincidence.
Had a bloke pull up at my place this morning towing an effing great big horse float.
I think it was Santa looking for directions to where to drop off ponies for some kids for Christmas.................
Did it look like this?
 

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That's it, even has horsies on the side....:ROFLMAO:
(Cool rig, definately fit for purpose - no matter what Greta might think;):p)
Saw that bloke at Waverley rest area…. the sick fuck went into to male toilet then the female looking for a shower…. bing bong. Just as well he has his own onboard 😉

He was still cranky about missing out the jobs from Cairns, due to flooding, my names not Lennox Walker!

A weather forecaster popular with farmers in eastern Australia was Lennox Walker of Crohamhurst in southern Queensland. He reckoned to give 2-5 day forecasts each Friday night in a Sydney newspaper in the 1970�s, for instance, stating the occurrence of rain and the daily maximum temperature. His success appears never to have been demonstrated in any publicly available scientific report, but his supporters were undeterred. Nor were they worried by the secrecy of his methods, reputedly based on a belief in the cyclic influences of sunspots and the planets, e.g. Jupiter. The procedures, whatever they were, were handed down to Lennox by Inigo Jones.
 
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