Any Golfer's Here ?

Laverda SF

Laverda SF

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The last game I played I was approx 33 with 3 Birds in a row, a Par and another Bird - Won the round in the last 5 holes after not having play golf since I was 16.

Believe me, My Dad, would not expect less of me - I literally got board of Golf at 16 because I never lost - Then I mounted a Laverda !

I would have no issues hitting a moose at 180 yards with a 3 iron and could drive a consistent 280 yards when I was 15. I have landed a few 320 Yard Greens with a Driver and doubled pared - I was a 136 lb 5'11 string bean.

I never lost a game of Golf, Ping Pong or a Salem course on Ski's for that matter - Lost a few races with my Laverda - but I loved it the most ;o)
 
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Lets hear your Porn Paul - Good at Surfing, Horse Shoes or Bowling, Pistol or Rifle shooting, Sheep shearing or Chicken Plucking and grading Eggs... etc ?

Hey! We're all good with Breganzies on this forum ;o)

I use to practice hitting a telephone pole at 150 yards with a 5 Iron when I was a Kid like 10 to 14 years old.
 
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My favorite Professional Golfer was an Aussie - Ken Venturie. I loved the way he played his Irons.

Thomas; If you have never played Golf or a Woman to sanctification - You really have to explore more ;o)
 
Legs you should have been a teen anger in the 60's - It was Scary and something Else.
Like 1000 nd's of golf balls at that Hydro pole.
 
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Laverda SF said:
Thomas; If you have never played Golf or a Woman to sanctification - You really have to explore more ;o)
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I am probably golf damaged.

One of my company owners was a gifted golfer with a handicap of 6.

While the company went under, I fought 70 hours a week to NOT to go bankrupt and to motivate the employees, the golfer sent the best pictures of the golf course on Facebook. He was about 75% outside most playing Golf, 25% he made his job.

Of course, our employees have always observed this. That wasn't really good for their motivation ....

By the way - you can make a woman really happy with other things than sex:
- The roasting oven with the half-finished Christmas roast has failed and you are repairing it.
- You quickly fix the dent in the car from her last parking
- The computer doesn't do what your wife wants - you solve this with the CORRECT command.
- By finding a piece of clothing / piece of jewelry for your wife on the Internet, that is officially no longer available.

There are also other satisfactions for men:
- Climb a difficult route in the mountains
- I like climbing trees and cut the tree from above incl. rigging e.g.: Oak tree or small tree went wrong (secretly filmed by the neighbor)
- the moment when you start the bike for the first time after a long restoration
- .....

Thomas aus LAU (married 43 years with the same women, both still in love)
 
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I ran into issues when I was 16 just booking a Green Fee on any golf course as I was under age and being registered as a Caddy.

I was very capable submitting a score breaking course records.

The Green Pro's did not like me.

I should have went Golf Pro but then I bought a Breganzie and it FUCKED everything up aside down as I had already won Top Salome Skier in Ontario in 69.

Everything means nothing - Save for memories of Wife and Kids.

My Wife died a year ago and it's been difficult to communicate with my Daughters.
 
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it's been difficult to communicate with my Daughters.

Maybe it should be more about what you should have done and less about what you did do. Words from a scribe far wiser than I.
 
Thomas: What's a "Handy Cap" When I could shoot 3 under par for 9 when I was 16 on any Golf Course as a Caddy - The Pro's hatted me ;o)

I never had to pay Green Fee's - Except the Club Owners did not want me to play their course because I had no Money. I could collect up to $100 in Tips to teach one Golfer for every 9 holes as 16 year old.

My High School PT Instructor never understood me when it came to Golf or Skiing let alone risking your own life learning to ride (RACE) a Motorcycle.

I had to call my retired parent's up one time when they were on vacation in Florida (Snow Birds) - Telling them I had broken about every bone in my body including my nick in 2 placed and I was in traction and scheduled for surgery - NOT a NICE thing to Do.

It's really NOT a Good idea to Race Motorcycles - If you get what I mean. Actually I didn't do that on Motorcycle but racing a Volvo 240GL against 454 Buick Century and a tie rod broke - It was in my nature - I really should have killed myself years ago but then I would have the most beautiful daughters I have today.
 
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You're all missing the point. The thread title is "Any Golfer's Here?" The apostrophe in Golfer's indicates the possessive form of the noun, as in golfer's shoes, golfer's pants, or any other thing that belongs to a golfer.

So Ron isn't asking whether there are any golfers present on the forum. He appears to be asking whether anyone has things that that might belong to a golfer. However, it's not clear exactly what golfer's possessions he's after. It's an enigma as we've come to expect from Ron.
 
Dellortoman said:
You're all missing the point. The thread title is "Any Golfer's Here?" The apostrophe in Golfer's indicates the possessive form of the noun, as in golfer's shoes, golfer's pants, or any other thing that belongs to a golfer.

So Ron isn't asking whether there are any golfers present on the forum. He appears to be asking whether anyone has things that that might belong to a golfer. However, it's not clear exactly what golfer's possessions he's after. It's an enigma as we've come to expect from Ron.
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Balls with dimples?

Paul
 
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