Armchair Motorcycling

Now it`s that time of year ( where I am anyway ) , where the weather tends to alternate between wet and mild , and dry and bloody freezing ...... So I tend to look for other ways of spending my time , other than venturing out on the bike , when the weatherman He say No ........

One way is to watch the many and varied motorcycling channels on You Tube ....... I expect many of you are familiar with many of them .... but since I`ve got the Lenovo up and working anyway , I thought I`d list a few ( just a few ) , of the ones I tend to gravitate towards ......

Missenden Flyer : Rides around the Chilterns on a selection of new bikes borrowed from the importers , as well as updates on his own collection ..... He`s ok , but can be a little irritating at times .... doesn`t know what SP stands for , for example , and when giving " in depth " summaries of a bike , will include things like " What`s under the seat " ... ? , and " What does the horn sound like " ...... ??????? .... To be fair , these are questions regularly sent in by his viewers , but .... What does the horn sound like ? ..... Who cares , who bloody cares ..... He`s ok really , though ......

Lunaris : French bloke based near Rouen ...... Rides around on a varied selection of used bikes , dating from the late `eighties up to almost new ....... mostly large capacity stuff , with the odd 125 thrown in as well ...... Does a 0 - 100 kph test on a quiet stretch of road next to what looks like the local cement works ( doesn`t start the clock until he`s actually got the wheels rolling , but he does this every time , so at least the results are consistent ) , does a twisty road handling test , and a 160 kph autoroute blast as well .... Quite enjoy these ..... and it also means my French is improving ........ I now know the correct French pronounciation of R1 is " errrrrr unnnnnn " .....

Electric Sun : A couple of Russian blokes who take apart / repair maxi - scooters ( Yamaha T-Max , Suzuki Burgman , Gilera GP .... that sort of thing ) , and then take them for a road test around the streets of Moscow ......

CJ Media : Young ginger haired American who rebuilds crashed sportbikes .... Very good this one ...... If you find fitting a DMC to a Laverda triple difficult , then just take a look at what he has to deal with in the way of electrics here ... It`ll make you wet your pants ..... Has a habit of throwing rebuilt bikes off the edges of hillsides ( Yamaha R1M ) ....... Ends each rebuild instalment with a verse from the Old Testament ......

Paul Henshaw : Welsh bloke ( So don`t expect too much in the way of light hearted humour ) , who runs Performance Classics ................ Lots of videos of runs around the local roads on old English bikes ................. Rides a Trials Cub over the top of a soggy Welsh mountain ...... Narrowly avoids oncoming car drivers ( ... " you c*nt ... " ) , and so on ...... Dislikes Mark ( 20 mph limit ) Drakeford with a vengeance ....... If you want to know the difference between Indian and Redditch Enfields , and have strong opinions on how to properly to tickle a carb , then this is the place for you .......

There are also the one -off videos ............... like the one of a bloke ( who puts me in mind of Richard Slater ) , who works in a motorcycle shop in a back street in Hyderabad ( Pakistan version ) ................ who will show you how to clean / inspect / balance a bank of BDSR 40 Mikunis ; and another chap from Hyderabad ( Indian version ) , who will show you how to repair a leaking coolant hose with some epoxy adhesive / hardener stuff ........... ( " You know , you have to treat your motorcycle the same way you would a woman ...... with lots of respect , and a high degree of maintenance " ... ) , he tells us with a knowing smile ........

So when it`s not dry and mild this winter , you know where you`ll find me ..... Feet up , in front of the screen , with a good supply of Twix bars , and a large bottle of Cherry Coke ........ Roll on next Spring .......
 
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Can also recommend 44teeth - bit like the old performance bikes videos - take new and old bikes for a right thrashing - language is fruity - takes no prisoners - funny one is when he found Swiss roads for the first time and thought they were Grand Prix tracks which of course they are but the Swiss hate speeders and confiscated his bike !!
 
Others I tend to watch are Obsession Engineering , although Dave Hewson , being a racer , tends to rattle on a bit about suspension settings and sag adjustment ....... at which point my eyes tend to glaze over a bit ...... all very important I`m sure , but ...........

Stuart Fillingham includes some nice drone shots of the local countryside , but his delivery is a little bit like listening to a gravelly Alan Bennet at one quarter speed ....

Mark Pullin is ok , but a bit samey ....... RRC Restoration is a Scottish guy who brings Ducatis ( mostly ) back from the dead .... His time lapse shots of pre 2012 paint stripper getting to work on a 748SP tank is terrifying to behold ....... He must have his own secret supply .... No wonder they banned the Methyl Chlor - whatever it was that used to go in it .........

Then there`s Alex ...... a denizen of Rome I would guess ....... Who heads eastwards into the hillsides of central Italy on a varied collection of sportsbikes ...... usually discussing best cornering lines and assessing new tyres ...... Inspects the gearlever of his KTM 1290 at the end of the ride ..... it`s ground away to a sharp point at the end , so he gives the Pirellis a little pat ...... well done .....

There`s also the Reaction channels ....... usually Americans ( mostly ) , reacting to old music tracks , and British comedy shows ......... Rob Squad ; Boring Reviews ( a couple of English teachers from Las Vegas ) ; Mandy Cane Lane down in Argentina ....... amongst many others ....

Relatively new is Couple Crib .... a young couple from the Lebanon currently watching Al Murray Pub Landlord routines for the first time ..... When worlds collide ........... :) .......

PS .... been catching up on 44 teeth ........ you`re right , they are good ..........
 
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