Christmas wishes

Absolutely. I'm certainly no chap that believes in the baby Jesus, but I sure as anything hope this time of year brings you peace, serenity, joy and wellbeing.

For me, one of the great joys of Christmas time is to disappear into the garage and enjoy some meditation time with my motorcycles. Sometimes it's spanner time, sometimes it's just staring at them thinking how beautiful they are.

So, whatever turns you on, just simply enjoy what is before you.

All the best, Paul
 
This year, due to work commitments (for some!!) we are having a later start to the day so was able to get a Christmas morning ride in to clear the head. Lucky, too, as I came across this bloke in a broken down old sleigh.
Brought him home and pressed him into action to complete his tasks so present opening still on schedule for lunch time.
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Didn’t want the grandkids to start singing the old Chrissy classic:-
"Hey Santa Claus you c**t!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!" (etc etc....)

Apologies to those offended, thought I better not put the song up on the music in the shed thread, although I did used to play this record first thing Christmas morning many years ago, some might say in more obnoxious days!

Merry Christmas to all…………:giggle:
 
Shajota said:
This year, due to work commitments (for some!!) we are having a later start to the day so was able to get a Christmas morning ride in to clear the head. Lucky, too, as I came across this bloke in a broken down old sleigh.
Brought him home and pressed him into action to complete his tasks so present opening still on schedule for lunch time.
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Didn’t want the grandkids to start singing the old Chrissy classic:-
"Hey Santa Claus you c**t!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!" (etc etc....)

Apologies to those offended, thought I better not put the song up on the music in the shed thread, although I did used to play this record first thing Christmas morning many years ago, some might say in more obnoxious days!

Merry Christmas to all…………:giggle:
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Kevin Bloody Wilson! Absolute classic ... it's such a spot-on send-up of the 'soap-on'a-rope' Christmas gift thing. very Australian in its unashamed irreverence! Hilarious!
 
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