I'm with Chris. You can't beat instant coffee. No farting about with grinding beans, using filters and all sorts of other shit that makes a mess.
If you like latte, make it with milk and bung it in the microwave.
Anyway, you're a capable sort of bloke. Why not build your own coffee machine. How hard could it be?
If you really want to chuck your hard-earned money away on a coffee machine, consider a portable one. Makita makes a 12V machine. You could bolt it to a luggage rack on your bike and power it from the bike's system. You could stop in the middle of nowhere and make coffee for all of your mates.
https://adelaidetools.com.au/makita-18v-12v-max-coffee-machine-dcm501z.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwp-X0BRAFEiwAheRui9o9Opa-FjgwcQ9QLs-IyLGLZjCP3YSEVWkQJdVOUgxXKQdeSASEFBoC1m0QAvD_BwE
As a footnote, do any of you mainland Aussie guys know a Tasmanian bloke called Andy (Gadget) Henzell? He's a Guzzi man and goes to most of the (MG Club of Victoria) Spaghetti Rallies so he's reasonably well known outside Tassie. He's also a mad coffee aficionado (nice word for obsessive maniac). In his search for the perfect cup of coffee he must have bought a dozen or more different machines over the years, some cheap and simple, some complicated and expensive. His house is full of coffee machines, bean grinders and other coffee paraphernalia, some in use, some discarded. He once turned up to a Spaghetti Rally carrying no less than 3 coffee machines on his bike.
Andy is a really nice guy, well liked and respected in our small Tassie bike community. Very smart and capable engineer and machinist, but a little eccentric (and entertaining) with his crazy coffee antics. He wouldn't mind me saying that. Oddly enough, I've never had a decent cup of coffee at his place (he probably
would mind me saying that). But he always has an excuse - beans not ground to the right consistency, water temperature not quite right, pressure a bit off, etc.
