Last day at 15 year old job.

[chrisk]

Sorry people, but I can't help myself, I'm exited.

My last day at this job today: You fucken rippa!
Care factor for the job is at an all time low....... where's the booty shake emoji when you want it?

 

[pf1]

I've never been sorry to leave a job ever.

 

[julian]

Hopefully I will only leave by present job in a wooden box!
How lucky can someone be to spend most of their time having fun.
Please God let it stay like that.

J

 

[LJ-2]

That"s a wrap then Chris , enjoy!

 

[Exmoor beast]

Sorry people, but I can't help myself, I'm exited.

My last day at this job today: You fucken rippa!
Care factor for the job is at an all time low....... where's the booty shake emoji when you want it?

I want a picture of your truck with, rebel flag, shit loads of lights, silver lady on grill, nickname on reg plate and signwritten doors with something classy like pony express rider or naked girls..your gonna love it !

 

[Andy J]

Sorry people, but I can't help myself, I'm exited.

My last day at this job today: You fucken rippa!
Care factor for the job is at an all time low....... where's the booty shake emoji when you want it?

Does this mean we can look forward to even greater number of droll comments on the forum...

 

[Paul Marx]

5 years retired today.
Love it.
Paul

 

[Laverdalothar]

My wife does not want to see me retired, she thinks I will do nothing anymore when I retire. Don't think so, enough to do...

 

[Paul Marx]

My wife does not want to see me retired, she thinks I will do nothing anymore when I retire. Don't think so, enough to do...

Change wife. A lot of marriages don't survive retirement.
Paul

 

[Davo]

Well Chris that is a big coincidence. Just today I had a bloke come in to see me dressed only in clingwrap. He asked what I thought was wrong with him, I said "Well, I can see your nuts!"

 

[1200 JOTA]

My wife does not want to see me retired, she thinks I will do nothing anymore when I retire. Don't think so, enough to do...

Quite common in the airline game ... wife is adjusted to the old man being away and the relationship doesn't work when he's retired and home.

I'm now 2 months into mandatory retirement (but no wifey to worry about)

 

[helicopterjim]

How did you get a job as a 15 year old in the first place? Is it a mental age qualification?

Jim

 

[chris78jota]

I've never been sorry to leave a job ever.

Apart from the bikini wax applicator for the womens' olympic synchronised swimming team, I would agree.

I thought "things are looking up" when I landed the role

 

[Ian D]

Good luck, 14 1/2 years is my longest.

 

[Legs]

Thirty years in one job for me, finally had to come up for air.

 

[chrisk]

Does this mean we can look forward to even greater number of droll comments on the forum...

Fuck me Andy, I’ve already worn out two keyboards and half of my two typing fingers since joining this forum! Please don’t ask for more….

 

[Legs]

Please Chris, keep 'em coming. love your twisted humour.

 

[chrisk]

Please Chris, keep 'em coming. love your twisted humour.

About as pleasing as a twisted bowel.

I’m here for a long time, I love the piss taking here, and a bit of motorbikes thrown in for good measure. Talking of piss taking WTFIRon?

 

[psg]

Tried to retire , but now I'm working for my wife!

 

[Laverdalothar]

Change wife. A lot of marriages don't survive retirement.
Paul

I think I might have a better strategy... I will make sure, she has enough to do so she does not have time to think of what I do...