....... After guesting on Frank Zappa`s " Willie The Pimp " , Capt Beefheart gets a whole song to himself .......
..... Trials star Mick Andrews had a story about Beefheart .......
Andrews was originally signed to Spanish factory Ossa , but when the Japanese started to become interested in trials , and started signing up the major stars , he signed to Yamaha ( for the best deal of any of them , so they reckoned ) .......
Andrews and his wife were in Germany , but had to get back to Yamahas European HQ in Amsterdam , so Yamaha booked them both a seat on a small executive style 10 -15 seat private jet ......
When they boarded the plane , they found their fellow passengers were Beefheart , and five or six of his people ...
Andrews wife asked the hostess for a drink , based on a Mexican Brandy , or something , which the hostess wasn`t sure how to prepare , so Andrews wife showed her how .......
The upshot was that everyone on the plane , including Beefheart , his crew , and the pilot and co-pilot , ended up sampling this drink , so when they came in to land at Amsterdam , everyone on the plane , whilst not exactly drunk , were in fairly good spirits ......
As soon as the plane landed ( safely ) , instead of exiting through the normal door , the pilot activated the emergency shute at the back of the plane , and everyone , including Beefheart , ended up sliding down the shute onto the tarmac , like kids on a slide at a playground .......
Captain Beefheart always had a reputation of being a bit of an argumentative , miserable old sod , but once he had a couple of Mexican Brandys inside him , he was up for anything , so it seems ........