chrisk
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- Location
- Brisbane, Australia
Rightio, some dick has fucked up my mornings. 
A part of my morning ritual involves, making some toast, having a coffee with my bread toasted dark on the outside, soft in the middle, butter and Vegemite to the very edges of the toast, a cup of coffee and reading the LF on the tablet.
Christmas saw our old toaster shit itself, so we bought a new toaster.
Advertising on the box said “Low power usage”
But the fucking thing cooks so slow that it hardly browns the outside, dries out the inside, and eating my toast is like eating ten year old Cruskits.
I’m thinking it must have some type of electrical governor of some description inside. Maybe I should operate, to see how I can ‘hot it up’ pardon pun.
A part of my morning ritual involves, making some toast, having a coffee with my bread toasted dark on the outside, soft in the middle, butter and Vegemite to the very edges of the toast, a cup of coffee and reading the LF on the tablet.
Advertising on the box said “Low power usage”
But the fucking thing cooks so slow that it hardly browns the outside, dries out the inside, and eating my toast is like eating ten year old Cruskits.
I’m thinking it must have some type of electrical governor of some description inside. Maybe I should operate, to see how I can ‘hot it up’ pardon pun.


