On Not Bouncing Like I Used To

On Thursday 18 March 2021 at around 4:20pm I had a spill. I don’t recall all the details, but bits are coming back to me. I was knocked out for a minute or two. Ive had the cognitive tests and all is Ok, but almost 3 weeks later fragments still inexplainable come back for no apparent reason, like random fragments of a movie.
It was clear, Adelaide day and I was returning home from visiting the gastroentereologist, as I recently developed routine nausea.

Anyway, I was in a long turn left lane, and next thing I know I’m braking for a car which has slowed dramatically in front of me (for no apparent reason as no vehicles ahead of him), and I tagged a white line. I remember looking down as the front folded and seeing the white line.

My daily ride - the 1250 Bandit - has superficial damage. $300 I reckon - lever, indicator and some scratches to tank and right hand side cover. Brother Marty helped me get it home a week or so later, on his trailer.

I’ve had a couple of race-day spills, but this is my first involvement with the tarmac courtesy of another vehicle in over 50 years of riding. Everybody tells me I have been lucky. I walked out of hospital after 3 days with massive bruising from the ribs down to the right knee, bruised kidneys, bruised ribs, abrasions, and really wore neck/collarbone/shoulder region.

I thought I’d damaged my neck pretty badly, and ended up on a spinal board and a trip with the ambos to Royal Adelaide Hospital, where I received first class free medical care. Mum got admitted the same day with a serious infection and was gone the following Monday. We’ve sent her off to join Dad who dies last year, and whom she missed terribly after 71 years of marriage, and brother Pete who died 10 years ago, in whatever lies beyond. She was almost 97 and was over it.

In the meantime, my life goes on, fortunately without any apparent serious damage apart from becoming the twice weekly customer of the physio, and not being able to sleep in the right hand side, and after almost 3 weeks still feeling completely knackered.

I’ll get over it, and fix the Bandit, and get the two Guzzis (1100 Sport, Le Mans) on the road, and maybe buy an early 1.8L series MX-5 or similar for a bit of twisties fun, given that Laverdas are out of my price range thanks to all you bastards buying them up :)

But expect to hear my voice on talkback radio when road safety is the topic, discussing the nature of white lines, or in the letters to the editor. Whatever they are painting the roads with here in SA is seriously slippery, and since I binned it the number of cyclists who have spoken to me agreeing with the lack of traction on the painted surfaces has been quite amazing.
 
Dave, first of all: you HAVE been lucky for several reasons:
-50 years without a crash on open roads
-the crash you experienced was serious but you survived it and might recover fully from it
-the bike isn't damaged massively
-you had your parents for such a long, long time and they seem to have been happy with eachother for 71 years - who can say that, please?

I had a similar crash in Austria on the "Reschenpass". These dump arsholes first painted a straight line on the tarmak, then decided differentyl and painted some gray paint over the white one to make it a series of stripes and than the biggest of them arseholes kicked the pot with the color and dumpt a 50 cm spot of that slippery color right on the center of my part of the road. It rained when I drove up that road and my front wheel (on a straight!) just slid sidewarts and made the bike crash. Bike was droped on the Alternator side of the engine causing the Alternator cover to break, oil to run out of the engine and the crank end got a slap, too, which caused the crank bearing to crack. Engine out and a complete re-work of the engine was the result. Took over 3 years and massive cash to get the bike back on the road...

So - please feel fortunate about the outcome of what happened and for sure you are very thankful for having had your parents for so long, even though you also miss them. Lost my mom 15 years ago at the age of 62. She wasn't an easy person, but this was way to young defenitely.

All the best for your recovery!
 
Bummer Dave, slow but surely on the mend?
I'm pretty sure that the rest of the world adds silica to their line markings; which after a while, when the paint wears off, becomes abrasive and reflective.
The markings here in SA are a disgrace; when I used to commute in the dark, on a rainy morning some of the road markings could only be seen because they were darker than the road surface.
 
Good to hear you are on the mend - French road crossings seem to be oil soaked in the rain - I had a high side on white lines in UK - the lines were up to 10mm high in the crown of the road , I moved out to give a cyclist room - I was taking a GPX 750 Kawasaki in to the shop to
Pick up my new ZX10 - I always hated that GPX - dealer kept his deal with me as he made more on the insurance job - I had to wait a month for another new bike - I had already picked the number plate and coincidentally parked next to it in the Isle of Man at the TT races
 
Glad you bounced a little bit! Guzzis crash better than bandits, i can tell you from bitter experience. You dont need to buy a Laverda, just borrow one from your mates! Always a spare Laverda here in Sydney if you get up this way.

Marty
 
Bummer Dave, slow but surely on the mend?
I'm pretty sure that the rest of the world adds silica to their line markings; which after a while, when the paint wears off, becomes abrasive and reflective.
The markings here in SA are a disgrace; when I used to commute in the dark, on a rainy morning some of the road markings could only be seen because they were darker than the road surface.
Thanks, Terry.
No more commuting from next month so bandit will only be registered from october to april.
Le Mans engine is nearing completion in Ararat, Victoria, so I think I’ll prep the rolling chassis soon and then trailer it over with gearbox and final drive left off and fit the flat slides etc over there over the course of a few days and then trailer it back home. Then I can resume Ferns unofficial membership.
Headers are in for black ceramic coating at the minute.

The lines here are shit-house, no other words for it. Negligence or penny-pinching, who knows, but the end result is the same......does not improve road safety outcomes one whit.
 
I think I just invented a new law of physics. Move over Isaac Newton ...
It goes like this: "The coefficient of restitution of the human body is inversely proportional to its age"

That just means we don't bounce as well as we used to. Take it easy Dave, you'll probably come right with a bit of R&R.

As for the Bandit, those things are disposable aren't they? Like Kleenex tissues. Just grab another one. :)
 
Dave, my daughter passed he cold onto me. She was better in three days.
Meanwhile, almost two weeks later, I'm still coughing up frogs.

I don't bounce like I used to either ............. take it easy out there!
 
Dave,
Best recovery wishes, been there as well. MX-5 is a good non bike option. NA has lousy seats and headlight issues, NB and NBFL have the best seats and hardly any issues with mechanics. IMHO the best of the all series and cheap to maintain. NC has the RX7 running gear with associated problems and costs. And, they all rust....

All the best
Gerald
 
I think I just invented a new law of physics. Move over Isaac Newton ...
It goes like this: "The coefficient of restitution of the human body is inversely proportional to its age"

That just means we don't bounce as well as we used to. Take it easy Dave, you'll probably come right with a bit of R&R.

As for the Bandit, those things are disposable aren't they? Like Kleenex tissues. Just grab another one. :)
Dellortoman’s Corollary, it will be named....
And yes, the Bandit is the classic universal Japanese motorcycle, but not quite disposable.....
Lightening it and maybe repainting it in GS1000S blue and white with black pinstripes might be the go. Another project for the list.....

And thanks for the MX-5 advice, Gerald, but fortunately here in the driest state on the driest continent (except for Antarctica) I haven’t seen any yet with rust. Apparently they are quite amenable to supercharging, too
 
DaveB

Mx5s all rust in the sills just in front of the rear wheel. This due to water going down from the top cover and into the sills. The 2 openings in the sill are always blocked.

As Gerald mentioned, I Aldo prefer the NB and fl versions

Good luck with the recovery
 
My ex-partner has a Mazda MX5. It's a 2004 NB model with factory fitted turbo. I think they called it SE (Special Edition). It also has up-rated suspension, wheels and tyres from the non-turbo model and a few other extra features that I can't remember. It goes quite well and has very sharp handling. It's a nice little car and so far has no sign of rust. I wouldn't mind one myself if I had room in the garage.
 
Well, not disagreeing with the proposal that an MX5 is a nice car but in keeping with the inability to bounce and general old age woes rife on this forum I would just caution about the very real issues bending creaking old bones to get into these little cars (of any persuasion)..........................;):D
 
MX5, hair dressers car!!!
Well, hairdressers get no business from me, so I wouldn’t know.
My cousin’s crazy husband had an MX-5 factory turbo made by MazdaSport here in Oz. He regrets selling it to his brother to buy an R32 Golf that was an absolutely nuts piece of kit. I remember going through on of the tunnels around Sydney Harbour hosing off an M3 at speeds 100kmh above the posted limit, absolute wild piece of kit. But with all that 4WD traction and power the car he still lusts after is the MX-5.

He is a naturopath and yoga instructor, though.........
 
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