There was this new show on TV I hadn't paid any attention to call Seinfeld. So one day I watched. There was this funny little bald fat bloke bullshitting to an attractive woman about being a Marie Biologist. Another of the caricatures was for fun hitting golf balls into the sea for fun. Later in the show, the fat bloke and the attractive woman were walking along a beach when they noticed a commotion. People were screaming about a Wale beaching and then someone said it's not breathing properly, its got a Golf Ball stuck in its Blow Hole, and then the cry comes out. Is there a Marine Biologist here and the Attractive woman points to the bullshiting fat bald bloke and says YES. The show starts with the fat bald bloke recounting this story with the line. The Sea was angry that day my friends. And I was hooked by the stunningly brilliant writing. And here we go, more words in this thread again.