Re: This weeks joke

    How to cheese off two nationalities with one joke...               
           
            Two Ozzies and a paddy are crossing the road to a pub, when a bus comes round the corner and flattens the paddy and kills him.The police arrive and question the first drongo what's the paddys name says the policeman 'havent got a clue' says he, 'ok' he says to the second guy, 'wheres he live?' 'No idea sport, all I know is,that he's got two arseholes'
  'Two arseholes' how'd you know that?
  'Well' said the second 'strine, 'Everytime we go into the pub the barman says...
  Here comes the paddy with the two arseholes'.
 
eric said:
    How to cheese off two nationalities with one joke...               
           
            Two Ozzies and a paddy are crossing the road to a pub, when a bus comes round the corner and flattens the paddy and kills him.
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No buses round here mate, not for years  :D I think you made that joke up.
 
Took the empties from New Year down to the bottle bank today.  Took a while to unload, but it's important to recycle...

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                l could always shit on his parrot, but she'd have to hold it still for me, and my eyesight ain't what it used to be,

                                                eric
 
This is a cracker...

An English couple adopt a little German boy. After two years the child doesn?t speak and the parents are worried about him. After three years he has not spoken and by his fourth birthday he still has not uttered a word.

The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is a lovely child and on his fourth birthday they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.

The parents are in the kitchen when the little German boy comes in and says, ?Mother, Father, I do not like the orange icing on the chocolate cake.?

My god,? his mother says, ?you can speak??

To which the German boy replies, ?Of course.?

How come you have never spoken before? ?his father asks.

?Well,? the boy says, ?up till now everything has been satisfactory.?
 
Jod said:
This is a cracker...


The parents are in the kitchen when Ron comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not like the cake in the middle of the table.”

My god,” his mother says, “you can speak?”

To which the Ron replies, “Of course.”

How come you have never spoken before? “his father asks.

“Well,” Ron says, how can you strip a Ducati bevel motor on the kitchen table when there's a bloody cake on it?
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Fixed.
 
Is that Paul Loopy Lewis?
I know he did some weird shit racing Harleys.
I recall he challenged anyone on their Jap rockets to a lap of Brands hatch (I think) while he was on his 883.
The only stipulation was they had to be a track novice.
 
Grant said:
Is that Paul Loopy Lewis?
I know he did some weird shit racing Harleys.
I recall he challenged anyone on their Jap rockets to a lap of Brands hatch (I think) while he was on his 883.
The only stipulation was they had to be a track novice.
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Didn't he also want a ?10,000 side bet too? He was working for a Harley dealer at the time if I remember correctly.
 
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.

" The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river.
They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"
 
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