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Grant
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You are the unluckiest Laverda owner I know. :-*
What a bugger.Dellortoman said:I crashed my RGS Mongrel track bike today.
Fortunately it wasn't a 200kph crash on a race track, it was a 0.5kph crash in the workshop.
I hate self-retracting side stands with a passion. The RGS stand is self-retracting, so I tied it forward with a piece of rope to facilitate moving the bike around the workshop without the stand popping up every time I move it. You can see the rope in the picture.
Unfortunately, I forgot the stand was tied forward when I wheeled the bike up onto the lift to get it ready for a track day on Sunday. Before mounting the bike lift table, I lined the bike up with the centre of the ramp, then rolled it back about 3 metres so I had a good run-up to get up the ramp without giving myself a hernia. As the bike crested the top of the ramp at break-neck speed, the stand hit the ramp and launched the bike off to the right so quickly that I couldn't reign it back. It nearly took out Maurice's Guzzi engine and gearbox as it went down!
The good news is that because of the proliferation of plastic knobs all over the bike, the only damage was a small nick out of the left handlebar grip (the plastic knob in the end of the handlebar was torn out by an open drawer on the tool cabinet). I suffered more damage to myself. The poking-up side stand gouged me in the gut when I fell headlong on top of the whole mess. I also barked my shin on something.
After lifting the bike back onto its wheels and getting it up onto the lift table (successfully this time) I decided to call it quits for the day and have a medicinal scotch. The couple of maintenance jobs that need doing can wait until tomorrow.
OK, I'll accept the Dickhead of the month award.
Cam
SimonR501 said:Now, go back into the workshop and undo that hangmans noose for us![]()