rocketonarail
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- Location
- Gloucestershire,England
Regarding breath tests when not your fault .......
Ten years ago I rode down to Bristol on a GS500 ( my everyday transport ) to meet a mate ....... We visited a city centre pub , and then another , and then ..... you get the picture .......
My mate necked it down like there was no tomorrow , I`m always more circumspect ...... but probably had about four pints of " flat " cider .....
About three hours later it`s time for the return trip back home , about 8 pm and dark by now ....... on the GS500 .........
Irresponsible ? ..... Yes , maybe , but there you go .......... " A man`s gotta know his limitations " , as Dirty Harry once said ...... and I reckoned I knew mine , rightly or wrongly .........
Anyway , approaching Over Lane where it joins the A38 just north of Bristol , I noticed a car waiting to pull out ...... I am always cautious here , because it can be busy , visibility is limited to your left , and there is often traffic approaching from the opposite direction , waiting to turn right , in front of you ......
I slowed to 30 mph as I approached the junction , keeping my eye on waiting man ....... As I was just about level with the junction , waiting man decided to slowly pull out into my path ...... At every junction , I prepare for this sort of thing , looking out for an escape route , if need be .......
My escape route took me to the right , and into the central reservation dividing the carriageway , and a keep left bollard ........ unfortunately waiting ( now moving ) man seemed to have the same idea , and GS500 impacted front offside wing ...... GS500 demolished the keep left bollard ( plastic ) , and I ended upon the ground ......... Waiting man also stopped ( the GS had managed to dislodge his front bumper ) .......
Someone in a house nearby heard the crash / bang / wallop ......... A police car arrived almost immediately ......... there`s a traffic division HQ nearby ..........
The two youngish occupants of the police car were fairly relaxed about the whole thing ..... ( I was on my feet with helmet removed ; waiting man was staring at the damage to the front of his car ) ......... However , mindful of my previous cider consumption , I was worried about the possibility of a breath test ......... I answered their questions , but at the same time didn`t launch into my life history , kept my distance without making it too obvious I was trying to avoid close contact , and took great gulps of the cold night air whilst their backs were turned talking to waiting man ...... ( whether that would have made any difference I don`t know , but anything was worth a try .... ) .....
The policemen said waiting man told them he did not see me because his side window had misted up ..... ! ......
Anyway , as I said , they seemed pretty relaxed about the whole thing once they realised it wasn`t a hospital case , and no breathaliser came out ....... The only worry was that their radio check revealed the GS500`s MOT had expired a couple of days earlier...
...... ( the pitfall of owning one bike too many ...... I knew it was due soon , but ....... ) ..... , but that didn`t seem to particularly worry them either , so they climbed back into their patrol car and drove away ......
The GS500 was bent , but rideable ........ waiting man drove off , and that was that .......... I felt pretty much ok , but some aches and pains developed the following day , plus an area of spectacular bruising to my right hip and leg like you would not believe .... looked much worse than it was .........
BTW ....... Never let your MOT expire ...... It will invalidate your insurance ...........
Ten years ago I rode down to Bristol on a GS500 ( my everyday transport ) to meet a mate ....... We visited a city centre pub , and then another , and then ..... you get the picture .......
My mate necked it down like there was no tomorrow , I`m always more circumspect ...... but probably had about four pints of " flat " cider .....
About three hours later it`s time for the return trip back home , about 8 pm and dark by now ....... on the GS500 .........
Irresponsible ? ..... Yes , maybe , but there you go .......... " A man`s gotta know his limitations " , as Dirty Harry once said ...... and I reckoned I knew mine , rightly or wrongly .........
Anyway , approaching Over Lane where it joins the A38 just north of Bristol , I noticed a car waiting to pull out ...... I am always cautious here , because it can be busy , visibility is limited to your left , and there is often traffic approaching from the opposite direction , waiting to turn right , in front of you ......
I slowed to 30 mph as I approached the junction , keeping my eye on waiting man ....... As I was just about level with the junction , waiting man decided to slowly pull out into my path ...... At every junction , I prepare for this sort of thing , looking out for an escape route , if need be .......
My escape route took me to the right , and into the central reservation dividing the carriageway , and a keep left bollard ........ unfortunately waiting ( now moving ) man seemed to have the same idea , and GS500 impacted front offside wing ...... GS500 demolished the keep left bollard ( plastic ) , and I ended upon the ground ......... Waiting man also stopped ( the GS had managed to dislodge his front bumper ) .......
Someone in a house nearby heard the crash / bang / wallop ......... A police car arrived almost immediately ......... there`s a traffic division HQ nearby ..........
The two youngish occupants of the police car were fairly relaxed about the whole thing ..... ( I was on my feet with helmet removed ; waiting man was staring at the damage to the front of his car ) ......... However , mindful of my previous cider consumption , I was worried about the possibility of a breath test ......... I answered their questions , but at the same time didn`t launch into my life history , kept my distance without making it too obvious I was trying to avoid close contact , and took great gulps of the cold night air whilst their backs were turned talking to waiting man ...... ( whether that would have made any difference I don`t know , but anything was worth a try .... ) .....
The policemen said waiting man told them he did not see me because his side window had misted up ..... ! ......
Anyway , as I said , they seemed pretty relaxed about the whole thing once they realised it wasn`t a hospital case , and no breathaliser came out ....... The only worry was that their radio check revealed the GS500`s MOT had expired a couple of days earlier...
The GS500 was bent , but rideable ........ waiting man drove off , and that was that .......... I felt pretty much ok , but some aches and pains developed the following day , plus an area of spectacular bruising to my right hip and leg like you would not believe .... looked much worse than it was .........
BTW ....... Never let your MOT expire ...... It will invalidate your insurance ...........
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