This is England 2024

[motoddrob]

And big fucken snakes too, all you poms are better off staying home, nothing to see here!!!

 

[Shajota]

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And wombats as big as mammoths roamed the land
This ain't the garden of Eden, this is Australeea............
(Apologies to DB)

 

[Tree Hugger]

……..not to mention the beer

 

[chrisk]

……..not to mention the beer

Mmmmmention beer as much as you like

 

[chrisk]

Well isn’t about time you went home then to help scare off the ruskies..

My grandfather changed his name, when he came back from fighting for Australia in WW1, from Katajisto to Kay.

I’d need to rewatch Vikings a few more times before going. But Ragnor Katajisto, the Ruski slayer has a nice ring to it

 

[pf1]

You upset the Scandinavians at that pizza place in Breganze Chris, maybe you are the only true Finn left.

 

[rocketonarail]

And big fucken snakes too, all you poms are better off staying home, nothing to see here!!!

Don`t mind snakes ...... Except ........ Someone once spotted a chart on a wall in a police station in Indonesia , or somewhere down your way , illustrating all the dangerous snakes you may be likely to encounter in the locality ....... One of these was identified as a " Fifty Pacer " ........

On inquiring why it was named as such , the person was told that if you were bitten by one , fifty paces are all you would manage before dropping down dead .........

Best keep your trousers tucked into your socks by the sound of it ........ .........

Just saying ............

 

[chrisk]

You upset the Scandinavians at that pizza place in Breganze Chris, maybe you are the only true Finn left.

Hahaha, but they started it….

 

[Exmoor beast]

I went to Swindon yesterday- cross between Zombie apocalypse and the island of Dr Moreau . Statue of Brunel looking down at the druggies- struck me as ironic.