This weeks joke

Ok I’ll share an “interesting” interaction I recently had with my mate G. The other day I was complaining that I felt I should attend some track training days to improve my cornering.

Might I add, his comment, that was about to come my way, came after he had recently told me that my hair looked a wreck after a ride - something along the lines of “you need to do something with your hair it always looked like a birds nest” to which I replied a very polite “well listen ole son you’re no picnic yourself”.

He commented that I didn’t need to do track training to improve my cornering skills and that I would eventually improve but in his opinion I was having trouble improving because I was “old” and being old I was slow to learn new things.

Well f—-_###k me - that was like putting a red rag to a bull - even the dog slunk slowly out of the room as I drew breath to reply……….

So within one week I’d been told I look a wreck, am old and am slow to learn 😳😳😳
 
Alzero said:
A couple of days ago we were getting Spanish lessons from a young Panamanian girl and she mentioned that the men here are always cat-calling at women. My wife mentioned that she hadn’t noticed it, after 36 years of marriage, I knew enough to keep my mouth shut!
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Wise man - there is never a “correct” answer 🤣
 
sideshow said:
Doesn’t work if she can’t fit the jeans she still has from then 🤦‍♂️
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Bloody hell - stop being practical 🙈 she knows the jeans don’t fit 🤣🤣🤣 men always want to be practical and fix things.

Here are the correct answers
Q. Do I look old? A. No darling you look hot! Anything else will get you into trouble. - it’s not about age - it’s about do you still notice “me”

Q. Do I look fat? A. No darling you look hot/sexy! Anything else will get you into trouble and for G-d sake don’t say “I hadn’t noticed” cos that translates to - I don’t care enough to notice 😳

Q. Do I look ok in this outfit? A. I was just thinking how sexy you look!

It’s never about the age, weight or clothing it’s always about “I’m feeling slightly insecure and do you still love me”

And you don’t need to add “back then” she wants to know do you love her today cos G-d know “back then 🙈” has GONE

The End
sideshow said:
I should say , she’s hotter today than back then.
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