This weeks joke

Shajota said:
I don't know why women always assume men think like this......:LOL:
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This reminds me of a half remembered story about one of the American Apollo moon astronauts ....... Who when stepping onto the Moons surface for the first time , was supposed to have said " Good luck , Mr Finglestein " .... or whatever the guy`s name was ......

When later asked why he said this , his reply was that as a small kid , he kicked a ball over the neighbours fence .....

When he climbed over into the neighbours garden , to retrieve the ball , he overheard the neighbours wife say to her husband " The day I have oral sex with you , is the day that kid next door walks on the moon ..." ........
 
Davo said:
I'm more interested in the article on the right, first page:-

Slapper, just a average short skirt Twat Spice

WTF?
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A mate of mine once said "Slapper's barcode.", as we were walking to the pub.
Although I had never heard that expression before, I immediately knew what it was and, sure enough, the crop topped girl, in front of us, had one of those line tattoos, just above her waistband.
 
The Sock said:
A mate of mine once said "Slapper's barcode.", as we were walking to the pub.
Although I had never heard that expression before, I immediately knew what it was and, sure enough, the crop topped girl, in front of us, had one of those line tattoos, just above her waistband.
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Used to be called a Tramp Stamp round here.
 
Paul Marx said:
There's plenty of unexploded ammo around where I live.
There are regularly accidents though most amateur archaeologists have learnt to beware.
A few years ago, there was an explosion a few streets up from mine. Some idiot was using a shell as an anvil.

Paul
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If you blokes find my wifes grandfathers leg he lost in France ….. never mind
 
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