This weeks joke

55 minutes is a long time , so I wouldn`t blame you for skipping ........ but it`s my last offering as far as Matt v Delboy is concerned ..........

You`ll all have got the picture by now .......... be prepared to laugh and cry in equal measure ........

They say AI is responsible for dumbing down , and the un-willingness to learn ................. to paraphrase Eminem ....... " they don`t know about Del .... " ..........

 
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Kinda reminds me of the Suzuki ad in the late 70's when a GS750 was used during the assassination of a prominent German banker.
Suzuki claimed they had launched print of the ad before the assassination took place......
" Jock for the Marksman":rolleyes:
 

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A chap, John, turned up for work on a Monday morning with a real shiner and was asked what had happened. He said he'd been to church the previous day and as the congregation stood up after kneeling the woman in front of him had got her skirt trapped between her bottom cheeks so he reached over and pulled it out for her and she swung round and hit him.
A few weeks later he turned up with another shiner and he explained that he'd been in church with his friend, Bill, and when they stood up after kneeling the woman in front had got her skirt trapped between her bottom cheeks so Bill reached forward and pulled it out. John went on to say, "I knew she didn't like that so I pushed it back in."
 
Overheard at the barber shop:

Old man #1 - "My mistress just got a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh."

Old man #2 - "And, what's that supposed to do for you?"

Old man #1 - "Well, I'm not exactly sure; But if you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean"
 
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