This weeks joke

[Eurocycleguy]

Not so much a joke, but sort of a test. I know a few on here have at least a bit of OCD so have a look at this pic.
Apparently this is very obvious for someone with OCD so have you or haven't you??
(Certainly wasn't obvious to me, took me a while, so luckily I'm ok with things like my wonky rear rack)

The numbers 1,2,4,5,6,7 and 8 are upside-down.

 

[chrisk]

The numbers 1,2,4,5,6,7 and 8 are upside-down.

That's a take I never thought of......... I note 9 is missing, maybe 7 8 9.

 

[BlackJota]

Little Johnny put his hand up and scored the letter "C" in the class word game, miss miss he said my word is 'contagious'. With a sigh of relief she said now put it into a story.
Well dad was driving me to school this morning and we were behind an old truck over loaded with oranges. When we came up to a roundabout
the truck tipped over and the oranges went all over the road, and dad said "it's gonna take that C##T ages to pick all of them up".

 

[DaveB]

You

Sorry Tom, I was only joking about the BMW.
Can you imagine the irony of the Queen riding a German bike during the war .

apart from her German ancestry?

 

[helicopterjim]

You

apart from her German ancestry?

Maybe she rode one of these ......

 

[Laverda SF]

That's a gorgeous bike - Probably handles like shit though ;o)

 

[chrisk]

I thought Phil the Greek rode one of these.

 

[helicopterjim]

I thought Phil the Greek rode one of these.

If the stories are true ..... he rode many of those. I don't think he had much interest in motorcycles though.

Jim

 

[Thomas aus LAU]

I thought Phil the Greek rode one of these.

You are meaning the bike?

Thomas aus LAU

 

[Exmoor beast]

Prince Philip off for a quick ride with Lady Knatchbull.

 

[BlackJota]

Mechanics night demons at 0200

 

[chrisk]

Mechanics night demons at 0200

VW?

 

[martymoose]

I love it! That's me at 4am every night

 

[piranha-bro2]

I often get to sleep by meditating on a mechanical or engineering problem I'm trying to solve or have solved.

Definitely a Freak Bros Combi nightmare!

 

[Legs]

It's amazing how many problems have been diagnosed whilst slumbering.

 

[chrisk]

It's amazing how many problems have been diagnosed whilst slumbering.

Agreed, I used to wake up with a boner and the answers to problems.

Now I wake up, and wonder about my problem boner, with no answers.

 

[Dellortoman]

You're nothing if not predictable Chris. I was wondering how long it would take for you come back with a smutty response.
Answer: 22 minutes.

 

[SFCRex]

Another Johnny joke! A salesman knocks on the door, and little Johnny answers dressed in a silk housecoat, with a cigar in his mouth, a glass of bourbon in one hand, and a Playboy magazine in the other! The startled salesman asks him, " is your mother home"? To which Johnny replies, "What the fuck do YOU think"!!!!!

 

[chrisk]

You're nothing if not predictable Chris. I was wondering how long it would take for you come back with a smutty response.
Answer: 22 minutes.

My boner has never been described as smutty… slutty, not smutty

 

[Shajota]

A Cowboy walks into a shop

Cowboy:- "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Lady Cashier:- "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?

Cowboy:- "Nah........ She's purty good lookin'....."