This weeks joke

Bad ass, yo!! I'm confused though - he pulls the shaft out (3:09) and there seems to be nothing securing it at the bottom end - no thread. What gives with that? Is it a female thread in the shaft? And how does he keep the pressurise in it while he refits the drain screw (which, when he disassembled, hissed from the escaping gas when he undid it)??? And 200 DROPS?? Seriously?
 
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door.”
 
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