chrisk
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This weeks joke
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Legs
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Have bee known to frequent Patpong Roadanyone whos has spent a summer in Bangkok knows #18 ….. oh so well
chrisk
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I don’t know what you’re talking about Terry ….. but I was barteri … chatting to #86. When I got a tap on the shoulder by a French supplier of ours. He said he could see I was busy and would catch up. Small world.
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Can't remember if this has been posted before, but as it's Christmas worth another run if so............
An Englishman, a Kiwi & an Aussie died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from New Zealand reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Australian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Aussie replied, 'They're Carols.'
An Englishman, a Kiwi & an Aussie died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from New Zealand reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Australian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Aussie replied, 'They're Carols.'
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The Sock
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My wife asked for a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner,
so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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The first image is in from the James Webb Space Telescope
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Getting seriously fed up with this virus, having to put a mask on every time I want to speak to somebody on the phone.
helicopterjim
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Try the Stephen Hawking text to speech app ...... much safer.Getting seriously fed up with this virus, having to put a mask on every time I want to speak to somebody on the phone.
Jim
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Simple fix Terry. Use text instead. If people aren't actually speaking they're less likely to be spitting germs at you.Getting seriously fed up with this virus, having to put a mask on every time I want to speak to somebody on the phone.
Alternatively, download an anti-virus app for your phone.
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helicopterjim
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The Airbus photo is incorrect. The light is on when the switch is off ....... not a joke.
Jim
Jim
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Original air from SFC 750 Electronica tyres.
Complete with Importers letter of Authenticity, only £850.
No offers!
Complete with Importers letter of Authenticity, only £850.
No offers!
helicopterjim
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Paul will tell you that is over-priced. He gets his original SFC Elettronica air from a guy in Belgium for less than half that amount.
Jim
The Sock
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The Electronica doesn't have points!
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Thomas aus LAU
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You overlooked the fact that the air offered was converted from right-hand traffic to left-hand traffic.
If you take that into account, the offer is very cheap.
By the way: In contrast to other articles, air can be imported duty-free.
Thomas aus LAU
