This weeks joke
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helicopterjim
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Looks like the prices have gone up already.
Jim
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The Sock
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Thomas aus LAU
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Paul: If your air is a non-alcoholic version, it's going to be hard to sell at a good price.
Anti-alcoholics are in the absolute minority among the Laverdisti.
Maybe you can only get rid of the air, if you add it for free when you sell an electronica cylinder head, new SFC pistons, ...
Thomas aus LAU
As long as you don't ride them. Most of the world's Laverda motorcycles are obviously investments.
Paul
Legs
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What? The price of air has gone up? Bloody inflation!
Andy
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Correct, no import duty, but the price of airmail these days is prohibitive
Thomas aus LAU
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The gardener of my sister's hairdresser said that there are considerations in Brussels to change the tariff-free air and to ban exports in general.
On a trip from England to France, for example, that would mean that you have to let the air out of your tires at the border. After crossing the border you can then (overpriced) fill your tires with French air again. On the way back there is the same procedure in reverse.
what politicians come up with .....
Thomas aus LAU
Andy
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You can’t trust the gardener. I was talking to the gardener’s mother-in-law in the bath yesterday and she told me all about him.
chrisk
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That’s understandable, the gardeners wife told me all about him, after we had finished making mad passionate sex in the observatory.The gardener, was shocked when she walked in on us, he didn’t know she
was home.
helicopterjim
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Aye Chris ....... there was madness afoot indeed!
Jim
Jim
Thomas aus LAU
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The gardener, was shocked when she walked in on us, he didn’t know she
was home.
Amazing - since the gardener is already 75 years old, his mother must be much older.
Watch out, they always play "good guy - bad guy". His mother used first the now common saying "The gardener is always the murderer!"
Thomas aus LAU
helicopterjim
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Thomas aus LAU
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The evidence for his mother's theory: In Germany we have almost no butlers, but we have a lot of murders AND gardeners!
Thomas aus LAU
helicopterjim
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Legs
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A tourist walked into a pet store looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, an Royal Australian Navy officer from the Defence Department walked in and said to the shopkeeper
"I'll take one of those monkeys, please"
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey.
He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the officer, saying, "That will be $1,000, please." The officer paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey" back home most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a special Royal Australian Navy Artificer monkey, he can ring for action stations and operate the missile systems of a frigate, he's passed the Navy's Fitness Test, and can perform the duties of a Petty Officer with no back chat or complaints. he's well worth the money".
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That ones even more expensive! $5,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a "Fleet Air Arm Engineering Officer" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise repairs of the aircraft, and even do all of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed".
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was $10,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"To be quite honest" said the shopkeeper "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play with his dick and wind-up the other monkeys, but his papers say he's a submariner.....
While he was there, an Royal Australian Navy officer from the Defence Department walked in and said to the shopkeeper
"I'll take one of those monkeys, please"
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey.
He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the officer, saying, "That will be $1,000, please." The officer paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey" back home most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a special Royal Australian Navy Artificer monkey, he can ring for action stations and operate the missile systems of a frigate, he's passed the Navy's Fitness Test, and can perform the duties of a Petty Officer with no back chat or complaints. he's well worth the money".
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That ones even more expensive! $5,000! What does it do?" he asked. "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a "Fleet Air Arm Engineering Officer" monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise repairs of the aircraft, and even do all of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed".
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag was $10,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?"
"To be quite honest" said the shopkeeper "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play with his dick and wind-up the other monkeys, but his papers say he's a submariner.....
Legs
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