This weeks joke
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hooksey
Hero member
- Location
- Vic , Australia
Rev limiter working boodifully...........
Legs
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- Location
- Adelaide Hills
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
lawrence
Hero member
- Location
- Idaho, USA
Most excellent. Thanks!
Diablo Loco
Senior member
- Location
- Western Australia
sideshow
Hero member
sometimes divorce equals happiness.... or a return to happiness..... then you can get yourself more than 9 bikes !
Wowshie
New member
- Location
- Perth Western Australia
It worked for me
• Ex Wife - "you only have one arse to sit on, why do you need all those motorcycles"
• [divorce]
• New girl friend - "wow you are such an interesting guy, so full of spirit, having fun on all those wonderful motorcycles"
• New girl friend + 10 years later - "you only have one arse to sit on, why do you need all those motorcycles"
Edit - true to life, not made up !
• [divorce]
• New girl friend - "wow you are such an interesting guy, so full of spirit, having fun on all those wonderful motorcycles"
• New girl friend + 10 years later - "you only have one arse to sit on, why do you need all those motorcycles"
Edit - true to life, not made up !
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Diablo Loco
Senior member
- Location
- Western Australia
Bloke I bought a bike off in the UK years ago.
Wife: Why do you need four bikes?
Man: Well, one for track one for commute etc (the usual excuses).
Annoying 8yo stepson: But what about all those bikes at work, dad!
He had 12.
When I met him, he was living in a hovel filled with empty wine bottles trying to retain 2 bikes. Funnily enough, he seemed happy.
Wife: Why do you need four bikes?
Man: Well, one for track one for commute etc (the usual excuses).
Annoying 8yo stepson: But what about all those bikes at work, dad!
He had 12.
When I met him, he was living in a hovel filled with empty wine bottles trying to retain 2 bikes. Funnily enough, he seemed happy.
Andy
Hero member
- Location
- Auckland, roughly
Hmm
We have 2 cats, 1 dog, 2 goats, 9 sheep and a dozen chooks… I wonder what bikes those equate to?
Legs
Hero member
- Location
- Adelaide Hills
Got five cats, three sheep, three alpacas, 10 goats, six chooks, one kangaroo and a squadron of magpies but only two bikes.
I must make amends!
I must make amends!
Legs
Hero member
- Location
- Adelaide Hills
sideshow
Hero member
one bike for every pet / animal that is not yours? x 2, seems fairHmm
We have 2 cats, 1 dog, 2 goats, 9 sheep and a dozen chooks… I wonder what bikes those equate to?
paulincayman
Hero member
- Location
- Cayman Islands
Four dogs..six bikes.. the dogs are allowed in the house, hardly seems fair.
