This weeks joke

It's the woman's 'I have a list of at least ten things for a man to like me' that I don't get. It doesn't even make sense ... 'before a man likes me'??? 'ten things I have to have before a man likes me'???
 
You're not going senile PB2. It doesn't make sense as written, but I suspect it's a mis-translation from Italian. Probably supposed to be "I have a list of 10 things I like in a man" or something similar.
 
I was thinking about the Morphy Motors thread , and the Marianne Faithfull / Mick Jagger / Mars Bar story, and thought of another story about a police drugs raid ......

This time the drugs squad were targeting the London home of John and Yoko Lennon ......

It was 6 am , and John and Yoko were asleep in bed , when suddenly they were awakened by the sound of their front door being smashed in .....

John shouted " Yoko , quick ..... Call the police .... ! .... "

Yoko looked out of the window , and replied " John , it IS the police ...... " ...........
 
rocketonarail said:
I was thinking about the Morphy Motors thread , and the Marianne Faithfull / Mick Jagger / Mars Bar story, and thought of another story about a police drugs raid ......

This time the drugs squad were targeting the London home of John and Yoko Lennon ......

It was 6 am , and John and Yoko were asleep in bed , when suddenly they were awakened by the sound of their front door being smashed in .....

John shouted " Yoko , quick ..... Call the police .... ! .... "

Yoko looked out of the window , and replied " John , it IS the police ...... " ...........
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My brother and his then girlfriend got wind that the cops were going to raid their house looking for drugs. They emptied the contents of two packets of headache capsules, replaced the contents with salt and bicarbonate soda, and put the capsules in a paper bag and stuffed it down the back of the lounge.

Cops came, found the bag and they rolled around laughing when the cops opened the capsules and did the taste test.
 
chrisk said:
My brother and his then girlfriend got wind that the cops were going to raid their house looking for drugs. They emptied the contents of two packets of headache capsules, replaced the contents with salt and bicarbonate soda, and put the capsules in a paper bag and stuffed it down the back of the lounge.

Cops came, found the bag and they rolled around laughing when the cops opened the capsules and did the taste test.
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Shoulda put some dried ground birds-eye chilli powder in with it.
That 'horse' would have a kick to it.
 
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