This weeks joke

[Exmoor beast]

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When your wife asks you what the best day of your life- she expects you to say your wedding day…..
If you tell her it was winning your first sidecar race."…. Don’t ask me how I know!

 

[Eurocycleguy]

Keith Richards' ten year anniversary show.

 

[Eurocycleguy]

Nutter one...

Just in time for Halloween.

 

[Perry]

I now have an Epipen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.

 

[BlackJota]

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[The Sock]

 

[The Sock]

Been having some trouble, stiffness in my legs.
Went to the doctor, who examined me and said "I am afraid that your patella are raised by 2.54cm!"

"Inch high knees?"

"恐怕你的髌骨高厘米" the doctor replied.

 

[Perry]

Went for a xmas swim at the pool today.
Peed in the deep end.
Lifeguard saw it.
Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

 

[Alzero]

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My garden in California. The Medical Cannabis laws permitted six plants per year.

 

[Shajota]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

I guess I have been doing it wrong.

 

[Exmoor beast]

Laverda owners house?? ……..by the way this is a real front door not photoshopped!

 

[PeterJansens]

Laverda owners house?? ……..by the way this is a real front door not photoshopped!

Is that a Jota door?

 

[dude]

Slater ?

 

[Exmoor beast]

Is that a Jota door?

No, but it’s got a Slater roof!

 

[Andy J]

As was once the requirement to mark the doors of people with the plague it’s now the case if you have a failed KTM.

 

[78jotadave]

Orange front doors are not uncommon where I live, there are lots of 'mid-century modern' homes built in the 50s and 60s I live in one of them. Vibrant colors from the 1960s are all the go for doors and trim work, a bit more lively than Council house brown,

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[78jotadave]

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[Exmoor beast]

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Orange front doors are not uncommon where I live, there are lots of 'mid-century modern' homes built in the 50s and 60s I live in one of them. Vibrant colors from the 1960s are all the go for doors and trim work, a bit more lively than Council house brown,
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This Is so cool- I’m getting Brady Bunch vibes.

 

[Corn]

Sorry for posting my ducati door ...