This weeks joke

[Exmoor beast]

Sorry for posting my ducati door ...

Twin headlamp

 

[Corn]

The lower one is for hobbits

 

[chrisk]

Orange front doors are not uncommon where I live, there are lots of 'mid-century modern' homes built in the 50s and 60s I live in one of them. Vibrant colors from the 1960s are all the go for doors and trim work, a bit more lively than Council house brown,
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I'm glad it's not my house, I'd be standing outside after a few beers at the pub, trying to decide which steps to take to the door.

 

[chrisk]

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My garden in California. The Medical Cannabis laws permitted six plants per year.

How many uninvited visitors do you get checking out your roses?

 

[Alzero]

How many uninvited visitors do you get checking out your roses?

The back yard is invisible from the street, plus the Sea of Green method works well to hide it too. They just get lost against the background. I did give a few oz. to Pedro my lawn guy every year…….

 

[chrisk]

The back yard is invisible from the street, plus the Sea of Green method works well to hide it too. They just get lost against the background. I did give a few oz. to Pedro my lawn guy every year…….

I bet Pedro has a chuckle every time he leaves after mowing the lawn

 

[Alzero]

I bet Pedro has a chuckle every time he leaves after mowing the lawn

I’m pretty sure Pedro and his crew are the wake and bake type! They just maintain the buzz all day.

 

[Shajota]

Ahhhh!!

 

[Andy]

 

[Alan]

 

[Alzero]

 

[Andy]

In interests of security I’ve installed an electric fence around my property. I tried to inform my neighbour but he’s dead against it.

 

[chrisk]

In interests of security I’ve installed an electric fence around my property. I tried to inform my neighbour but he’s dead against it.

Andy, 240V was probably overkill. Pardon pun.

 

[chrisk]

Was talking to a truck driving mate, who drives from 6pm until 4am .....

He said "I said to my wife today, you know, if I keep doing this job until I retire, I'll never work another day in my life."

 

[Andy]

 

[Andy]

 

[Shajota]

I had a good laugh when someone showed me this, but warning, not safe for delicate ears........

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[Reunited Chris]

 

[Alzero]

 

[Richard 180.S2.81]

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation centre.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me £5 for it".
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me £25".
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation centre.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh".