Ian D
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This weeks joke
- Thread starter chrisk
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The Sock
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- London, England
The Sock
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- London, England
The Sock
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- London, England
What is 4" long and drives women crazy?
An empty toilet roll.....
An empty toilet roll.....
The Sock
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- London, England
Andy
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- Auckland, roughly
The Sock
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- London, England
chrisk
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- Brisbane, Australia
What?
The Sock
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Only 3 inches but it smells like a foot.What?
Exmoor beast
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Breaking news- BLACK smoke coming from Vatican chimney! Either they have failed to elect a new Pontiff or……
Someone’s put a hard drive in the woodburner
Someone’s put a hard drive in the woodburner
chrisk
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Breaking news- BLACK smoke coming from Vatican chimney! Either they have failed to elect a new Pontiff or……
Someone’s put a hard drive in the woodburner
I think it was plastic packaging going up in flames.
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chrisk
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Breaking news- BLACK smoke coming from Vatican chimney! Either they have failed to elect a new Pontiff or……
Someone’s put a hard drive in the woodburner
White smoke now, and it’s a Yank!
Not the orange man Yankee, as pictured, but another Yank named Leo
Laverda SF
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rocketonarail
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Most disturbing thing here is a row of toilets with no separate cubicles ............
Shajota
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chrisk
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- Brisbane, Australia
When my son was about 3 years old I was at a shopping centre car park, got my son out of the car and started heading to the shops holding his hand.
Remembered my wallet was still in the car. Walked back, grabbed it and as I was locking the door, with a key (remember that?) a little hand grabbed mine and while walking into the shops and woman called out "excuse me".
I looked back and she was holding my sons hand, walking towards me. Doing a double take and looking down, I was holding a little girls hand!
She laughed and laughed as she explained that she didn't realise she was walking along with my boy for a while!
Had that happened 40 years later, I'd probably be still in jail!
Perry
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- West Dorset UK
Two wives on a girls night out walked home very drunk through a grave yard. Both needed a pee but had nothing to wipe with. One of them used her knickers, the other took a wreath off a grave and used that.
The next morning one of the husbands phoned the other and said
"No more girls night outs. My wife came home with no knickers !"
the other replied
"That's nothing, mine came home with a card up her crack which read ' We will never forget you. From all at the fire station '.
The next morning one of the husbands phoned the other and said
"No more girls night outs. My wife came home with no knickers !"
the other replied
"That's nothing, mine came home with a card up her crack which read ' We will never forget you. From all at the fire station '.
Eurocycleguy
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Junior used to come home from school complaining about the all the kids making fun of him whenever he wore his hand-me-downs. I said just hit them with your purse when they do that.
