This weeks joke

[Eurocycleguy]

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Ouch that hurts.

 

[Shajota]

 

[Andy]

 

[Shajota]

Kylie's 56 today..........

 

[chrisk]

Kylie's 56 today..........
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I think we know what the bears right hand is doing.

 

[Shajota]

I came upstairs from the shed last night and feeling a bit frisky I said to my wife,
"What's the chances of me getting lucky tonight?"

She looked at me and said,
"Spell Way for me"

A bit bemused I just shrugged my shoulders and said
"W - A - Y"

She said,
"You forgot the F!"

I said,
"There's no F in Way!?"

She said,
"Exactly"

 

[Beucars]

I only know 25 letters of the alfabet
I don't know why

 

[rocketonarail]

A phone engineer working in the street asked me what time it was ........

I replied between 8am and 1pm , but much more likely to be half five ........


My kid doing his homework asked me what I knew about Galileo .....

I replied he was a poor boy from a poor family ...........

 

[motoddrob]

 

[chrisk]

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Going by the Morrini model the lad is holding, seems he has some class.

 

[Shajota]

 

[jockula]

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I,ll bet for the starter they had campbells soup

 

[jockula]

A toad was crossing the road one day and its arse fell off. The bloke sitting at the lights on a laverda (of course),
saw this and shouted over " hey,do you want your arse toe,d.

 

[Exmoor beast]

Been looking up bike gear and this popped up in ads- be honest, Would I look like Zippy in this?

 

[The Sock]

Been looking up bike gear and this popped up in ads- be honest, Would I look like Zippy in this?

Bungle?

 

[Perry]

Been looking up bike gear and this popped up in ads- be honest, Would I look like Zippy in this?

Yes Geoffrey, you would.

 

[Alzero]

 

[julian]

I had exactly that situation this morning,
Now have a long un-repeatable password
J

 

[Gerald]

Not a joke, but the image has people scratch their head.....

 

[Eurocycleguy]

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