Toilet Roll for Victorians

[Andy J]

I hear you Aussies have gone panic buying bog roll again!
We have plenty in the IOM so if you get desperate for a few sheets let me know and I will make up a 'relief' parcel....

 

[chrisk]

Some of our fellow Aussies have gone silly again.

 

[Vince]

Just proves the point that 90% of the population are Imbasiles.

 

[Legs]

Didn't know 90% of the population lived in Victoria.
Only a joke, no offence intended.
We are all in this together.

 

[Vince]

I went to Services NSW to register my bikes yesterday and they were lined up out the door and around the corner at 2m intervals, it went surprisingly quickly. Very well organised, on the way I passed a popular Bakery with a long very tightly packed cue up the road, cheek to jowl. You're to bloody close if you can reach out and touch people, and plenty doesn't get it. The madness continues and the numbers will rise.

 

[walkermarra]

Thought bloody COVID talk was banned on this forum, I come on here to read about Laverda related topics !!!

 

[Legs]

Well, the topic was started by one of your mob

 

[pf1]

Maurice will have bought all the toilet roll, he does that with Laverdas too.

 

[chrisk]

Just proves the point that 90% of the population are Imbasiles.

Who are going to a bike rally, and like soccer in the dark

 

[Rusty Spokes]

 

[TripleTreat]

No need to panic buy when you know this paper saving technique!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C9WePvM80w

 

[DaveB]

Just proves the point that 90% of the population are Imbasiles.

And also proves that at least one person on this forum can?t spell imbecile, or use the spell checker..... 

 

[Laverda SF]

Recommend Cashmere - Easy on my hemorrhoids ;o)

 

[Legs]

We used that method towards the end of a long patrol but we put the little bit of paper behind our ears.

 

[huey]

extreme times

 

[Vince]

And also proves that at least one person on this forum can?t spell imbecile, or use the spell checker..... 

About once a month some fucktard informs me about my Dislectsia. I have  Grammarly spell check on my machine and often it fails. Thanks for the unhelpfull tips.

 

[Laverda SF]

Vince: I've always had issues with my "dyslexia". The problem was I could spell it ;o)

 

[Andy J]

Carm down fouks, othur yz I will set fiar to the bog rowel and youse won?t get eny!

 

[chrisk]

Found this in our work dunny in March 2020, a roll of machine stickers.

 

[drikko]

Reminds me of a joke,  "honey I'm thinking of getting a breast enlargement" "save our money and just rub toilet paper between them" "so how is that going to help?" "well it worked on your arse!"