Local copper used to go from village to village in a camper van with one of those “ keeping communities safe “ type logos as a drop in for locals to report crime. I asked him how long he would be here in the morning ..” as long as it takes for me to eat a packet of Jaffa cakes!”"She is not a Police Women, she is a Police Officer"
"She is, iv'e seen her bra "
They haven't got the time for this approach in the UK, too busy stopping machete gangs nowadays. When I was younger I met a bit of this though.