Seeing that pic of Sarah Miles with her husband Robert Bolt , and Roger Moore ..........
Miles had an affair with William Donaldson , who has to be one of my all time heroes .........
Once described by a friend ( ! ) as a crack smoking serial adulterer , Donaldson had a privileged upbringing ......... serving as an officer in the Royal Navy , and then worked as a writer , and would be impresario ........ working with the likes of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore during the early `sixties ........
Inherited a fortune in the early `seventies , moved to Ibiza ........ spent the last two thousand quid on a glass bottomed boat , then bummed around on the beaches grubbing for food ......... moved back to London , and stayed with a gilrfriend who ran a brothel on the Fulham Road ........
He then inherited a SECOND fortune , which allowed him to continue with his chaotic lifestyle ........ In the `eighties he also made a fortune from the success of his Henry Root Letters books ...... basically piss takes of the rich and famous and various politicians ....... a little like Ali G , but in written letter form ......... whereupon he then embarked on a ten year crack cocaine habit .... ( although he always insisted he was never addicted ... ) .......
Somewhere in the middle of all this , he started the aforementioned affair with Sarah Miles .... then dumped her and became engaged to Carly Simon ............ ( " every sane man`s dream " , so he reckoned ) ............ but then broke off the engagement to Carly Simon , and went back to Sarah Miles again .........
He was the first person to bring Bob Dylan over to the UK , when Dylan was still relatively unknown .....
Dylan met with Donaldson at his office in London , arriving at about ten in the morning ........ The two of them discussed the forthcoming dates Dylan would play , and so on ........
By about midday , everything was settled and agreed as far as Donaldson was concerned , so he bade Dylan farewell , and set off for lunch ...... ( which was about three hours down the pub , as normal for Donaldson ..... ) ..........
When he returned to his office , at about four in the afternoon , he found Dylan still sat there ...........

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.... " I couldn`t get rid of the cunt " , he said later ...........
All this is in his obituary published in the Daily Telegraph ......... well worth a read if you need cheering up ..............