Sounds a bit gay Cam.. but hey, good pie is good pie..
Now, as to the taters.. (reckon Keith Nairn will hate this..

Steam the rough chopped taters and sweet taters.. or pumpkin if you like.. just to 'al dente' for our Euro friends..
Meantime, fry some garlic, shallot and oil.. ( what oil..?? we already did that fools..)
Put the lot in the bowl.. ( do not get the blender out.. very bad plan that one..) and mix well with lots of butter, (that's the bit Keith likes), pepper and salt and some good milk.. make a nice smooth mix..
Now... I know you guys are simply trying to be nice to your gals "eat this sweetie, it's good, trust me.." .. so maybe some greens, brochille, kale, asparagus... on the side..
Eat well my friends and stay healthy..
Ciao
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