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Slater Bros starting to get a little impatient with those of you that haven`t gone out and done it ( or at least that`s how it reads at first glance ) ; Mike Hailwood wishing he was still with MV Agusta ; and a cartoon published before everyone became aware that the Hesketh was a motorcycle that was designed and produced by people who didn`t have a clue how a gear mechanism should work or how to stop something called the Sock ( not you Hamish ) from pissing oil...
 
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Formula One support race results at the 1977 British Grand Prix ; and a pic of Hondas NR 500 GP two stroke beater...the Four cylinder V8...rev limit of about 17,000 rpm but there are stories of Honda taking it north of 20,000 on the test bed when it would then achieve hand grenade status , with bits of NR embedded in the walls and ceiling...Honda never found the cause of the blow ups because with so many pieces lying around it was impossible to figure out which bit had failed first...

When Laverda were testing the V6 at full chat it was said people had to leave the engine bay because as Piero once said " The teeth , zey begin to move..."...
 
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It`s that teeth loosening V6 again ; and back in 1968 if you needed new tyres you just chose Dunlop , no problems , they`re what the top racing boys use...actually if you read the text you suddenly realise you have a situation where Pete is talking to Pete.....
 
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And finally , Edward Turner explains to Bert Hopwood why his Speed Twin is so much better than Hopwoods Norton Dominator...the expression on Hopwoods face tells you everything you need to know about the relationship between these two men...

There are enough Turnerisims to fill a book but one that directly concerns the two characters above relates to when , in the late `sixties , BSA/Triumph brought Turner out of retirement to design the ill-fated dohc 350 Bandit/Fury twin...
A prototype was built to Turners specification , and for a 350 it was fast , Fred Swift ( who was no lightweight ) putting it through the lights at 117 mph , but it was also extremely fragile , with cranks expiring after a couple of thousand miles if run above 7000 rpm for any length of time , and skimpy frame and forks .
Bert Hopwoods assessment report back to the BSA board outlined all these faults , saying there was no way the machine could be put into production as it stood .
When Edward Turner heard this he said that this was exactly the sort of thing you could expect from Hopwood , and that he would withdraw from the project if any alterations or modifications recommended by Hopwood were put into effect .

Hopwood replied that there was so much wrong with the basic design it would be difficult to know where to begin anyway...

The engine was eventually modified and a Rob North style frame made to fit around it ( and Turner collected his fee ) , but by this time the company was sliding down the pan and it never went into production .

Another story relates to a Meriden employee speaking to a journalist saying " You see this coffee cup , you and I both know it`s white , but if Edward Turner says it`s black , then it`s black , and that`s the end of the matter "...
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I've read a bit about the history of the British bike industry and Edward Turner. I've formed the impression that he was a bit of a dick. His designs mostly needed to be re-designed by others to make them work, and he made dumb management decisions.
 
I've read a bit about the history of the British bike industry and Edward Turner. I've formed the impression that he was a bit of a dick. His designs mostly needed to be re-designed by others to make them work, and he made dumb management decisions.
Yes this is true , it seems he was not an easy guy to work with , and his attitude to people he worked with was very much in the old fashioned style of a " boss " , he would refer to you by your surname only , but expected to be called Mr Turner in return .

I don`t like to comment normally on people I have never actually met , but this does seem to be the general held view ( and it makes for good story telling , to perpetuate a myth which may or not be true ) .

The re-designing thing you mention is born out by a story of someone studying a component part of a Triumph twin at Meriden , and entering the drawing office to dig out the relevant diagrams for the part .
When he studied the drawings he found they bore little resemblance to the item he was holding and when he queried this he was told " Oh , those are ET`s originals , what you want to look at is these "...and was handed a different set of drawings...the component had been re-designed in order to work properly and new drawings produced to suit .
All this was done without Turners knowledge and if he had found out he would have hit the roof .

He was always right ( of course ) and no one was willing to challenge him , or so it seems .

There was also the story of an industrial engine he insisted on designing , the sort of thing you want to thump along at low revs to pull or lift things....Turners engine was designed as you would a bike engine , with all the power at the top , and promptly stalled when any load was applied to it .

He also wasn`t above tearing into people , balling them out over the most trivial of things .

He had a natural flair for design , understanding the sort of things that a rider looks for in a bike , sprucing up the line up of Triumph singles when he joined the newly formed Triumph Engineering Company in 1936 , which split from the original Triumph Motors , giving these sexed up singles names to match their top speeds , Tiger 70 , 80 and 90 .

He was responsible for the Ariel Square Four calling it " a thoroughly bad design , but people liked it " , displaying an understanding of his own talents that only he was allowed to comment on , re-enforcing his "It`ll be done my way , right or wrong " attitude .

He also designed the 2500 cc V8 engine for the Daimler Dart SP250 sports car ; designer Jack Wickes also worked on that car , Turner once saying " Ah , young Wickes , he`s my pencil ", again demonstrating his attitude towards people who worked under him .

At the same time he was quite prepared to take his bikes out for test runs and cover serious mileage on them , although if he found a bike wasn`t up to scratch he would let the machine fall over on it`s side on his return to the factory , without even bothering to put it on it`s stand .

His main concern was to produce machines in large numbers to sell to as many people as possible to make money for the company , and even when the small car threatened sales in Britain , he fashioned the twins to appeal to the American leisure market , ensuring continued sales and profits , until the late `sixties at least , but he had retired by then anyway .

The fact that a factory in Thailand is still producing motorcycles in 2022 with an engine designed to mimic the appearance of the one he designed back in 1937 would almost certainly be regarded by him as a great compliment , and he`d probably be right .

He visited Japan in the early `sixties and was astounded by what he found there , reporting back to the BSA board his findings , so he understood exactly what the Japanese threat was , but by that time he was close to retirement , and the boards attitude was that our big twins are still selling in the USA , so why worry ( BSA won the Queens Award for Industry for motorcycle exports two years running in the late `sixties , only months before collapse ) , heads firmly buried in the sand , unable or unwilling to face up to what was now just around the corner....
 
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I recall that Edward Turner killed the Triumph 700cc in-line four project that Bert Hopwood was designing during the WW2 years. I dunno what it would have looked like, but I presume it would have been an across the frame 4, taking design cues from the Gilera four. Perhaps it could have put them decades ahead of the Japanese motorcycle industry that was to overwhelm them 20+ years later. There were a bunch of bad design and marketing decisions made by the top brass in the British motorcycle industry (who in many cases came from outside the motorcycle industry). It's easy to criticise their decisions in hindsight, but there were plenty of people at the time who saw the writing on the wall.
 
Meanwhile in Breganze, some smart people saw a Japanese twin design that they thought looked pretty snappy and developed and ungraded it into something bigger, faster, stronger ... enter the long lineage of the Breganze twins.
 
Whilst Slater Bros introduced the Jota to the public , and the likes of Pete Davies , Roger Winterburn , Mike Hunt and Roger Taylor won on it , it was also Mark Williams who probably played as big a part in elevating it to stardom...
mainly by continually bleating on about it in the UK`s best selling mag...maybe a slight exaggeration but can you imagine a wannabe Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler lusting after a CB900 or GS1000 ? ...

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Bol d`Or 1978...first hour was always broadcast live on French TV so Sonauto enter an OW31 to lead the race for that first hour and so sell lots of RD250`s to impressionable teenagers the following week...OW31 surprises everyone by keeping going for ages and then stops...
Someone informs Honda team manager the good news...

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And to finish for now , here is the usual completely irrelevant , un necessary BSA pic , this time it`s Pendine Sands August Bank Holiday 1950 , and BSA factory rider Fred Rist drifts through a corner on his 140 mph A10 twin running on dope ( the bike that is , not Fred , although looking at the picture...)

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Just a couple of footnotes regarding Fred....He started work at Dorman Long in Middlesbrough , the company which designed and built Sydney Harbour Bridge , and whilst serving in the Army in Dorset got to meet Lawrence of Arabia .
 
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