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Hangi ?
Barbecue thread (all welcome)
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chrisk
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No, kitchen cooktop
Andy
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No gas?
No problem:
No problem:
chrisk
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Hang on, are you suggesting that Weber have invented a bag of BBQ Briquettes, that never runs out of briquettes?
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maybe its like one of those jesus baskets? You know like the fish that was enough to feed everyone , sort of deal? but with Briquettes....
if i only I had that sort of thing but in a wallet, with an endless supply of bank notes
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I have been addressed as “jesus” in the past… usually as a preface to a short discussion on the merits of my work.
For example: “Jesus, did you use all the fucken charcoal?”
For example: “Jesus, did you use all the fucken charcoal?”
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Well Jesus, there’s a lot of water between NZ and Oz….. can you do me a little favour?
Cab Sav please.
Cab Sav please.
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so the briquettes are the back up plan, and a visual retort to “Jesus, did you use all the fucken charcoal?”
that seems like a sound option to have up your sleeve.
chrisk
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Down in Australia we call them bags. Even your fellow Kiwis call them bags.
Who ever heard of a briquette basket, mate, you’ve been in the Nth Hemi too long!
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Not everyone, the vegans didn’t want fish and the bread wasn’t gluten free.
Jesus heard about this, summoned the whiners.
The water into wine was a typo.
But who an I to ruin a good story…….
fuck me, Andy may well be sending me a whole bunch of whiners!
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Hang on, I’m still doing the “loads of dishes”…
chrisk
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Good Lord….. I’ve just had a lightbulb moment.Not everyone, the vegans didn’t want fish and the bread wasn’t gluten free.
Jesus heard about this, summoned the whiners.
The water into wine was a typo.
But who an I to ruin a good story…….
Andy/Jesus makes enough fish to feed 5,000. Not everyone likes sushi…. So Andy aka Jesus invented an endless bag a briquettes to cook for them. That part never made the book.
Loaves and fishes Jesus, not loads of dishes!
chrisk
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Andy, maybe you’re not up on my thoughts about blatant business advertising on forums!
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I think the vegans were labelled as "whinging haircuts" In those days, given the artistic representation of biblical imagery, most of them had straggly beards and straggly hair, except the romans, for some reason?Not everyone, the vegans didn’t want fish and the bread wasn’t gluten free.
Jesus heard about this, summoned the whiners.
The water into wine was a typo.
But who an I to ruin a good story…….
duely noted on the bag basket
chrisk
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If you win a often win, there pops up a fail….. tough as old boots
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Andy
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I see your rib eye, and raise you a heavily smoked t-bone
Luckily I was able to change 2 briquettes into enough for a bbq
Luckily I was able to change 2 briquettes into enough for a bbq
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Andy
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And marshmallows…
Dellortoman
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Are you sure they're marshmallows? Looks like a stick of gelignite to me.