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A female traffic officer made the mistake one boring shift of telling her male colleague that her current boyfriend liked to enter via the back door. She was from then on known as 'Tail Pipe Tina'. Her boyfriend as' Inspector Whoppit'. Monikers that have followed them into retirement.
 
I know “Lady-boy Paul” who spent to much time in Thailand , “Crumble” who’s girlfriend left him and “ Doggin Dave” insists it’s his Sister that goes dogging not him. The “Walrus” is a roofer with a huge moustache that my wife wrongly call the “Albatross” which is far funnier..
There is a lady who that provides a service for the taxi drivers around the back of a shed who’s patrols our area- her feet stick out and she is known as “10 to 2”
 
the foreskins get filled with any dope who was bottom of the class at school, and spent a year after release trying to get a job, "I know I will be a cop" there are exceptions, I met a few recently after the shooting/murder in Knockholt in/outside of my local pub, my son Tom and my grandaughter Emily, 7, were inside eating their dinner, YIKES!!!
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Perry said:
A female traffic officer made the mistake one boring shift of telling her male colleague that her current boyfriend liked to enter via the back door. She was from then on known as 'Tail Pipe Tina'. Her boyfriend as' Inspector Whoppit'. Monikers that have followed them into retirement.
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My favourite police one:
A police driver who had, after an incident enquiry, had his Tactical Phase Pursuit Authority re-instated that morning, got in his patrol car and reversed into the Chief Constable's Jaguar.
He subsequently became aware that he was being referred to as 'Dracula'.
When he queried "Why?"
"Well, when he looks in the mirror, he can't see anything, either."
 
The Sock said:
My favourite police one:
A police driver who had, after an incident enquiry, had his Tactical Phase Pursuit Authority re-instated that morning, got in his patrol car and reversed into the Chief Constable's Jaguar.
He subsequently became aware that he was being referred to as 'Dracula'.
When he queried "Why?"
"Well, when he looks in the mirror, he can't see anything, either."
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We had a Salesman that was called “Thrush” ….he was an irritating C#unt!
 
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