Brake pipes?

Dellortoman said:
Solid pipe is the only fucking sensible way to do brake lines. That fucking flaccid, floppy, impotent, girly, braided shit is only to accommodate suspension movement
I'm going to piss off and do some useful engineering - because I can.

Cam
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Very good Cam, that was an excellent rant!


Meanwhile back on earth, you do know that you can buy flexible hoses rated to 60,000 psi (burst pressure 150,000 psi) don't you? They do have a tiny bore though:

http://www.riverhawk.com/hpfha.php
 
We already have tiny bores on the forum (and some big ones too)...  :D :D :D
Ba dum tish!
 
Dellortoman said:
I can't let that pass un-challenged  :D

OK. I'm going for the Tourettes award. Stand back, I'm about to let go ...

You're all a bunch of fucking pissed dickhead christmas cunts. If you think solid steel brake lines are wrong, then you're fucked in the head! It's just fucking plumbing.  Plumbing is pipe. Solid pipe is strong pipe - like Arnold Shwartzenegger with a big pants-ripping erection.

Solid pipe is the only fucking sensible way to do brake lines. That fucking flaccid, floppy, impotent, girly, braided shit is only to accommodate suspension movement - you stupid brain-dead assholes! Look under any car and what do you see. That's right, fucking miles of solid brake pipe going all over the place. You also see masses of joints, unions, balancing fucking valves, AB-fucking-S sytems, and all sorts of threaded couplers and other shit screwed into the brake hydraulics. Do you see any of them pissing out brake fluid like a pichkurina? (my slovenian spelling might be wrong, but look it up you uneducated tossers) no you don't. That's because they were put together by than someone smarter you. Any cunt who runs flexible hose all over the chassis of a car is a cockheaded, puss-brained moron who is a candidate for the bloody Darwin awards. Same goes for a bike. Look at a Guzzi linked braking system. What sort of pipe runs the length of the frame? Is it that pissweak flexible shit? No it fucking isn't!

So to sum up - Just in case your shit-head brains are only for decoration (which can easily be arranged with a sledge hammer) - steel hose is the default for braking systems. Flexible shit is a poor substitute to be used only where movement has to be accommo-fucking-dated. OK? You don't put it everywhere just because it looks pretty. If you want to look pretty, get a sex change and wear make-up, you fucking pooftas.

Now fuck-off back to your miserable non-technical, non-intelligent, non-thinking, boring fucking mediocre lives.

I'm going to piss off and do some useful engineering - because I can.

Cam
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We have a winner! Tourettes par excellence.

James
 
I was pissed last night when I wrote that rant. I didn't remember writing it until I saw it this morning.  :o
Hope I didn't offend anybody. It wasn't aimed at anyone in particular. Just a bit of christmas (booze) season silliness.

Ba fucking humbug.

Cam
 
Dellortoman said:
I was pissed last night when I wrote that rant. I didn't remember writing it until I saw it this morning.  :o
Hope I didn't offend anybody. It wasn't aimed at anyone in particular. Just a bit of christmas (booze) season silliness.

Ba fucking humbug.

Cam
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:)
 
I thought it was inspired  Cam....now we know by what (cheers) (funpost)
Only on this forum could a thread about brake lines be such a laugh!
 
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