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[T.C]

I hate it when we run out of milk first thing in the morning.....

 

[Haggis]

There are some benefits to online life. As my buddy, in his mid 70s, says...
"I wouldn't have a sex life if it weren't for the internet. My ambition, before I die, is to have sex when there is someone else in the room'

 

[chrisk]

There are some benefits to online life. As my buddy, in his mid 70s, says...
"I wouldn't have a sex life if it weren't for the internet. My ambition, before I die, is to have sex when there is someone else in the room'

Refer him to the Jokes section, there’s Kangaroos a plenty here.

 

[motoddrob]

Cam summed up my thoughts exactly.
There is no more legitimate money that the gov doesn't know about so that's a fact of life these days. So I live on visa and fuck all cash
I don't use GPS or any of those apps. but rather a road map like I always have.
I use Whatsap for keeping in contact with a few Californian friends in a group thing, it's convenient but I don't like it. Fuck Zuckerburg!!
This forum is my only social media. The less exposure on the net the better IMHO.

 

[Haggis]

Refer him to the Jokes section, there’s Kangaroos a plenty here.

Good point Chris, we are not to far from Wales, plenty of lovers to be had just a short drive away. Wooly, but damned attractive. The New Zealanders will know...

 

[CLEMTOG]

yeah, but dont forget the oversize wellies
CLEM

 

[pf1]

yeah, but dont forget the oversize wellies
CLEM

and lipstick

 

[Laverda1000.de]

My ambition, before I die, is to have sex when there is someone else in the room'

Remember that indecent expsoure is illegal in most countries.

 

[chrisk]

and lipstick

Ewe come out with some classics Pat!

 

[Cosi]

I hate it when we run out of milk first thing in the morning.....

Uber eats deliver stuff from the servo bud, click tap click and you will have milk and a mrs macs pie in about 15 minutes…

 

[chrisk]

yeah, but dont forget the oversize wellies
CLEM

Best to break their front legs just before the vinegar stroke….. they bounce around like all get out (so I’m told)

Unless, like Haggis and Pat, you want passion. Top hint fellas: Cherry flavoured lipstick reduces the pungent lucerne taste while slipping the tongue in.

 

[Paul Marx]

For sale:
1 desert island
1 piece of rope, noose can be provided.

Paul

 

[T.C]

Uber eats deliver stuff from the servo bud, click tap click and you will have milk and a mrs macs pie in about 15 minutes…

Are they on Face Book Cosi?
I’m not giving out my milk preferences to just anybody……

 

[hooksey]

Are they on Face Book Cosi?
I’m not giving out my milk preferences to just anybody……

Does it come from an udder........??
If not, then its just murky water

 

[Alzero]

Are you talking about my GF Baaabra?

 

[Haggis]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

Wow did I stir up a hornets nest.

 

[Davo]

I still use a fountain pen. I don't trust those new fangled biro thingamys.

 

[pf1]

I still use a fountain pen. I don't trust those new fangled biro thingamys.

Maybe a sheep sex robot would be of interest?

 

[Davo]

Maybe a sheep sex robot would be of interest?

WTF are you talking about? And where is the "Head scratching" emoji when you need it?