Orange

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
 
A hen walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook". The librarian hands the hen a book. It tucks it under her wing and runs out. A while later, the hen runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook". Again the librarian gives it a book, and the hen runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the hen is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook". The librarian gives hit yet a third book, but this time as the hen is running out the door, she follows it. The hen runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The hen holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it".
 
Sir Sidney Ruffdiamond said:
Just popped in here to see if there was any agreement on the Orange or whether it had changed at all  :D
It's almost time to press the 'Reset' button on this forum again! Many of the threads are all over the place - including some 'Technical' ones (not that I am without blame).
 
chrisk said:
An orange cat lives at my house, it hates me, I hate it >:(

Back on track Simon, no reset required.

We used to have an orange cat. It came from a Laverda owning friend.
Interestingly, in French, orange cats are known as redheads. I keep getting noticed because I say "orange". That's why I didn't get to be a secret agent.

It died a natural death as do forum threads.

Paul
 
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