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http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/11/24/06/59/brisbane-man-chases-down-alleged-drunk-driver-in-underpants/?ocid=ninecomfb
 
I have a mate who works on charter yachts. One of his mates, Dave, got severely burnt in a boat fire at sea. Something like 90% of his body was affected and he was in hospital for months getting skin grafts etc. He is one of the most severe burn cases anywhere who has survived. He's now known as Crispy Dave, which is a bit wrong as a nickname under the circumstances, but he's OK with it.
Only in Australia could you get away with a nickname like that  :D
 
Dellortoman - That story has balls or say Dave definitely has Balls and he's your friend - What does he see in you?

Wish some of you compassionate Auzzies would chip in to fix my teeth.
 
The Women's AFL has attracted some attention .................. Carlton girls are showing the fellas how to do it.
Yet Collingwood are true to form .............. bottom of the ladder.
 
chrisk said:
(dunno) What Blues Dynasty?
You OK Peter, dropped by your shop a couple of weeks ago. Door was locked.
Well, I am presuming you AFL'rs are having a go, but just in case
Subject = State of Origin
Blues = NSW.
Dynasty = something the Blues say everytime they have one win
Reduced to ashes = Qld won decider easily!!

Hey, you're like all my customers, they're always whinging I'm never open :P
(I operate on very limited opening times - I like to think of it as being a modern progressive retailer :D)
Give me a call next time, I'm usually somewhere around - diligently working.............
 
Shajota said:
Well, I am presuming you AFL'rs are having a go, but just in case
Subject = State of Origin
Blues = NSW.
Dynasty = something the Blues say everytime they have one win
Reduced to ashes = Qld won decider easily!!

Hey, you're like all my customers, they're always whinging I'm never open :P
(I operate on very limited opening times - I like to think of it as being a modern progressive retailer :D)
Give me a call next time, I'm usually somewhere around - diligently working.............

:LOL: Sorry, I thought you meant Carlton Blues ............. phone shit itself at Mackay and I had to get a new one, but lost all my contacts.
 
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