Cosi
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Wtf are you guys smoking…
This weeks joke
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Eurocycleguy
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I guess you have to speak the lingo. 
helicopterjim
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Was just listening to "The Ball of Kirriemuir" ....... wasn't sure if I should share it in "Music in the Shed" ore here ....... so I'll share the lyrics here and the video over there!
I believe it may be perceived as Politically Decorrect to some. If so ...... go fuck yourself.
Jim
The Ball of Kirriemuir
'Twas on the first of August,
The party, it began,
Noo, ne'er shall I forget, me lads,
The gatherin' o' the clans.
[Chorus] Wha'll dae ye, lassie,
Wha'll dae ye noo?
The mon wha did ye last nicht,
Cannae dae ye noo.
Four and twenty virgins,
Cam doon frae Inverness,
And when the ball was over,
There were four and twenty less.
There was screwin' in the parlour,
An' screwin' on the stones,
Ye couldnae hear the music,
For the wheezin' and the groans.
And when the ball was over,
The opinion was expressed,
The music was exquisite, but
The screwin' was the best.
I believe it may be perceived as Politically Decorrect to some. If so ...... go fuck yourself.
Jim
The Ball of Kirriemuir
'Twas on the first of August,
The party, it began,
Noo, ne'er shall I forget, me lads,
The gatherin' o' the clans.
[Chorus] Wha'll dae ye, lassie,
Wha'll dae ye noo?
The mon wha did ye last nicht,
Cannae dae ye noo.
Four and twenty virgins,
Cam doon frae Inverness,
And when the ball was over,
There were four and twenty less.
There was screwin' in the parlour,
An' screwin' on the stones,
Ye couldnae hear the music,
For the wheezin' and the groans.
And when the ball was over,
The opinion was expressed,
The music was exquisite, but
The screwin' was the best.
helicopterjim
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Andy
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Dipped…
helicopterjim
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Dapped
Andy
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Some kind of accent joke..?
Or are you talking about the old filler product…
(either works
)
helicopterjim
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BothSome kind of accent joke..?
Or are you talking about the old filler product…
(either works
Eurocycleguy
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I saved this in my Funny Photos/Motorcycle images folder. I retitled if I remember Mom and Dad.
rocketonarail
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Legs
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rocketonarail
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The BBC banned George Formby during the `Thirties.....far too smutty....And as for catching the lot when she empties her geranium pot.......
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Shajota
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My wife said, sex is always better on holidays.
Have to admit, not the message I was expecting on her postcard from Bali!!!
Have to admit, not the message I was expecting on her postcard from Bali!!!
SFCRex
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Y'all know how to make your wife scream during sex? You get everything going really well, and at the height of passion, you jump up and wipe your weiner on the new curtains!!!
