This weeks joke

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Is it to soon??:oops:
Found this invention. Thought it could be adapted for bikes by mounting perhaps a slightly slimmer version in a cutaway on your seat.
Sell it in kit form with crotchless jeans (which wouldn't compromise safety for all you atgatters out there) and an attachable extra fuel tank with a submersible pump, plumbed direct to your main tank for that extra distance.
Call it - "Never Stop" Motto - "The horizon is yours, just don't lean to far"
Now where's that patent form.....................
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(Now before I get roused on, please note this is the joke thread:LOL:)
 

Stan Boardman tells the Fokker - Wulf joke on live TV in the mid - eighties ........ Not sure if host Des O`Connor knew what was coming ....... He would have been familiar with the joke , and says to Stan at the start " Tell us about your friend " , maybe not expecting it to be this ...... ....... Whatever , Stan was banned from live TV for a few years , , and ITV made sure the programme was pre - recorded from there on ........

( Nothing to do with the Robert De Niro film " Meet the Fockers " of course ....... ) ......
 
rocketonarail said:
Stan Boardman tells the Fokker - Wulf joke on live TV in the mid - eighties ........ Not sure if host Des O`Connor knew what was coming ....... He would have been familiar with the joke , and says to Stan at the start " Tell us about your friend " , maybe not expecting it to be this ...... ....... Whatever , Stan was banned from live TV for a few years , , and ITV made sure the programme was pre - recorded from there on ........
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Based on a real speech given by Douglas Bader after WW2.
He was once invited to give a talk at a girls’ school about his experience as a pilot during World War II.
Bader: “So there were two of these fuckers behind me, three fuckers to my right, another fucker to the left“.
At this point, the principal turned pale and intervened saying:
Principal: “Ladies, Fokker was a German aircraft“.
And Sir Douglas Bader answered:
“That may be madam, but these fuckers were in Messerschmitts“!…
 
Sticking with profanity on the airwaves ( or satellite signals , or whatever they use nowadays ) ....... Famous key board player and TV presenter Jools Holland got into trouble for using the F - word when trailing for an episode of music show TheTube which he co - hosted during the `eighties ......

He was suspended from the show for a few weeks , before eventually returning ...

The show went out on a Friday evening , and there was a repeat broadcast the following Tuesday night ...

On his return , he finished off the Friday evening show with a cheery " See you next Tuesday " ........ You can`t keep a good man down .........
 
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