This weeks joke

MotoJouni said:
Guess what the man is doing on the Paioli logo.
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Severe constipation will do that to you.
 
A young boy walked down the nude beach then came back to his mother and said some ladies had bigger breasts than her , she told him that the bigger the breast the sillier the lady, he went for another walk and came back and told his mum that some men had bigger willies than dad , she told him the bigger the willy the dumber they are , went for another walk then came back to mum and told her that dad was talking to a really silly lady and the longer he talked the dumber he got.
 
NO, it's not just you. There's two errors in that caption. Perhaps we both have spelling OCD.

I nearly had a go at ChrisK earlier today for a wayward apostrophe but decided to pull my head in.  :D

I can accept that some people have difficulty with spelling. But I find it really galling when people such as TV newsreaders use incorrect grammar. FFS, speaking properly is surely a core requirement of such a profession. But nobody seems to be able to conjugate a verb nowadays.

On the subject of apostrophe catastrophes ... There's a private girls school here in Tassie. It's something of a snobby up-market school that wealthy people send their girls to, presumably for a better education than that provided by state funded schools. I saw one of their school buses the other day and emblazoned across the side was the name of the school, and underneath the name it said "a quality school for girl's". So much for a good education.  ::)
 
Ahhh, it's a mans world alright :o
Poor old Elves & Reindeers try to blow the whistle on randy ol' Santa trying to conjugate a bit more than his verbs and all you blokes see is bad grammar....... :LOL: ::)
 
Shajota said:
Ahhh, it's a mans world alright :o
Poor old Elves & Reindeers try to blow the whistle on randy ol' Santa trying to conjugate a bit more than his verbs and all you blokes see is bad grammar....... :LOL: ::)
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No s required for plural of reindeer.....
 
Very good now I have four another explanations to tell about the Paioli logo
next time I'm riding my trial bike which has Paioli suspension and if someone
again comes to me and tells that the man is making poop. The front suspension has
two of these big casted logos.

I have no clue whether you guys like my stories or are these very stupid.

A true story this time again. Main rubbish dump near Helsinki has name that literally
means "Your hag's swamp". Does it mean it is a job for women to take care of rubbish
and those are just thrown to the swamp? Actually it is nowadays very modern and
environmentally friendly rubbish dump. I have no clue why it has this strange name but it's
official name. Some old places have very strange or even quite pervert names in Finland.
A while ago I readed finnish Donald Duck from 2005. Rubbish dumb of Duckburg had
similar name that literally meant "Your hubby's swamp" on it.

Another here: http://depressingfinland.tumblr.com/post/65222506844/what-do-you-mean-finnish-is-difficult


 
LJ said:
prob seen b4-
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When I was around 18 years old I sold my Suzuki 125cc.
Next my mother came to me and said me quite assertive manner "Don't
buy those small motorcycles anymore." Next day I bought Ducati 750 and
guess how happy she was. I said her back I did exactly what she told me to do.
 
Gravelroad said:
My dear, you guys must suffer agonies from us non-natural speakers posting here on the forum... :o
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Not at all. We can forgive errors in that situation. Actually, most non-English speakers on here do a really good job. If I were to post in a language other than English my spelling and grammar would be appalling.

The language tolerance also extends to our American friends who don't know how to spell colour, metre or centre  :D
 
Gravelroad said:
My dear, you guys must suffer agonies from us non-natural speakers posting here on the forum... :o
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Sometimes, us English speaking guys, don't understand some posts on the forum .......... take Cams technical posts for example, I understand the first two sentences and then it all goes blurry and
then he starts with his Engee speak, that's when I give up, and head to the jokes page.  :D 
 
Two old grannies smoked in the rain. Another one took a condom, put a cigarette there inside and cut a hole to the other end and said this is how it works when it rains. Another granny asked where do she gets those and the another replied from the pharmacy store for example. Another granny went to the pharmacy store. Young cashier lady wondered where do that old lady needs those. Then the young cashier lady asked the brand and model and the granny replied it does not matter if it suits to camel!
 
Gravelroad said:
My dear, you guys must suffer agonies from us non-natural speakers posting here on the forum... :o
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Seems I'm too brave and keep posting even thought I don't speak English. Probably I'm repeating a couple of mistakes again and again.
 
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