This weeks joke

The Three Holy Men and a Bear

A Catholic  Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee.

Someone  made  the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real  challenge  would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they  decided  that each would find a bear and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven  days  later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father  Flannery,  who had his arm in a sling and had various bandages on his body  and limbs, went first.

Well, he  said, 'I  went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read  to him from the Catechism. Well,  that bear came after me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my  holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.'

Reverend  Billy  Bob the Baptist spoke next. He was in a wheelchair and had an IV drip. 'I  went out and found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from the  Bible! But that bear came after me. We wrestled down one hill, until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just  like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.

The  Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors  running in and out of him.

The  Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it ... circumcision may not have been the best way to  start ...?
 
Ruth and Golda were walking along Hendon High Street. Ruth says, "My son Irving is getting married. He tells me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but... he thinks she may have a disease called herpes. Golda says, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he catch it?" Ruth replies, "No, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving's engagement - it's time he settled down. As far as the herpes goes...who knows?" "Well," says Golda, "I have a very good medical dictionary at home. I'll look it up and call you."

So Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth. "Ruth, I found it. Not to worry. It says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."

 
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