This weeks joke

Dellortoman said:
Would it be a bloke called Levi? (cousin of Levo)
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Actually not, despite the advertising BS. Jacob Davis made the first jeans with copper rivets. So popular he could not keep up demand and so went into business with his material supplier, Levi Strauss. Davis and Strauss held the patent.
 
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
 
How many forum members does it take to change a spark plug?


1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes.

2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group.

27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ.

16 to post "F".

44 to ask what is a "F"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs".

25 to PM Admin to say they have been disrespected by another member and the said offender should be removed from the group.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

If you read this far... Have a Happy New Year! :D
 
Woose. The oven would kill any pathogens.

Have you ever had kava in Polynesia? They make it by chewing the roots of the kava plant and spitting it into a bowl. Plenty of saliva in that stuff.
 
Dellortoman said:
Woose. The oven would kill any pathogens.

Have you ever had kava in Polynesia? They make it by chewing the roots of the kava plant and spitting it into a bowl. Plenty of saliva in that stuff.
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No, I haven't had kava, and yes I happily remain a woose.
 
Son: "Dad, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbour?s daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Dad, I fell in love again & she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbour?s daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."


This went on couple of times and the son got mad so eventually he went to his mother.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with four girls but apparently I can't date any of them because dad might be their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him...
He's not your father."
 
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