This weeks joke

[chrisk]

While having a few beers with a mate he asked about my wife.

Me: Not good mate, she’s struggling with the grog at the moment.

Mate: Shit mate, that’s not good.

Me: I know mate, I’ll have to find someone else to carry it from the car into the house.

 

[The Sock]

 

[Corn]

180 degrees for shure :- D

 

[chrisk]

180 degrees for shure :- D

120 degrees if it’s a girls T shirt

 

[Shajota]

120 degrees if it’s a girls T shirt

Oh Mildred you are naughty!
Now, what about this, who woulda knew....

 

[Alzero]

I hear Charlie is having prostrate issues. Maybe when they get them cleared up he won’t be as big an asshole?

 

[chrisk]

I hear Charlie is having prostrate issues. Maybe when they get them cleared up he won’t be as big an asshole?

Try the organ about 30mm from the arsehole, on a female.

Reminds me of the joke: Manchester city council designed the female body. Who else would put a playground next to a sewage outlet.

 

[Exmoor beast]

Try the organ about 30mm from the arsehole, on a female.

Reminds me of the joke: Manchester city council designed the female body. Who else would put a playground next to a sewage outlet.

Reminds me of dancing with my mates drunk mum, she had recently had a hysterectomy…she told me “ the kindergarten was closed but the playground was still open!”

 

[Alan]

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This is me

 

[rocketonarail]

...COUNTER PAUL ...!!!!! ......... Makes me laugh anyway ......... Have to Watch on YouTube ......

 

[rowdypat]

 

[Rob7]

No a joke as such - but still figuring out how the beers fit….?

 

[Alzero]

Does VB taste better after it’s been tumbled?

 

[chrisk]

Does VB taste better after it’s been tumbled?

No. It’s best served cold, very cold.
This example is far too cold

 

[chrisk]

Now, what about this, who woulda knew....
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Warning: Serious scrubber alert!

 

[Gerald]

For Chrisk

 

[Gerald]

 

[chrisk]

For Chrisk

Fiji?

Out with the map of Tassie, in with Fiji, I can’t keep up!

 

[Eurocycleguy]

My house.
Well not really, my wife won't let me.....

 

[Shajota]