This weeks joke

[Eurocycleguy]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

Have you ever listened to somebody for awhile and then wonder?
Who ties your shoelaces for you?

 

[Love..rda]

When a CAPTCHA verifies if you are an AI...

 

[Tippie]

I can see a stack of chameleons though.

 

[Eurocycleguy]

"Honest Officer, ER Dr the sign said Hands Free."

 

[Eurocycleguy]

Just remember...

 

[Andy]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

A bit extreme but doable

 

[Alan]

 

[The Sock]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

I wonder what kind of treats they hand out?

 

[Exmoor beast]

True story- last week the wife takes her ear bud headphones back to Tesco because one isn’t charging any longer. They duly replace them with a new pair and we return to the car where my wife plugs her phone in to charge. I decide it’s time to fess up…
“ Lou, I have a confession to make , I accidentally put your earbuds in the washing machine and saw them spinning around behind the glass, that’s why they were buggered!”
To my absolute amazement the car repeats what I have said verbatim- turns out wifeys phone is on the Tesco “ How did your last transaction go?” & I have just dictated my review ….

 

[Reunited Chris]

 

[Alan]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

The Yah image reminds me of the joke. "Why do you have five motorcycles in your garage? Because it won't hold six."

 

[dude]

 

[The Sock]

 

[Andy]

 

[BlackJota]

 

[Alan]