This weeks joke
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chrisk
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Gerald said:The F word has sweet FA to do with the German word strike
It does if it pertains to a Zane.
helicopterjim
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I always thought it would be a bit scratchy to fuck in hay ....... but still worth it.
Always look forward to a New Direction .....
Always look forward to a New Direction .....
Dellortoman
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helicopterjim said:
Is that because of needles in haystacks?
helicopterjim
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Paul Marx said:
Width can be important .......
chrisk
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helicopterjim said:
Scratchy or not, I used to have a fantasy about fucking Ellie-May Clampet in the hay stack in their barn. Then again Mrs Douglas from Greenacres was pretty high on the wish list too.
Let?s not talk about what Daisy Duke made me do......
Ernesto
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She said to me: "We can't afford beer any longer."
Yesterday I caught her buying cosmetics for 65?.
I asked her, why I had to go without things and she didn't have to.
She said, she needed the cosmetics so that I find her beautiful.
I replied: " That's what I had the beer for."
I think she won't come back....
Yesterday I caught her buying cosmetics for 65?.
I asked her, why I had to go without things and she didn't have to.
She said, she needed the cosmetics so that I find her beautiful.
I replied: " That's what I had the beer for."
I think she won't come back....
Diablo Loco
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- Western Australia
chrisk said:
Brought back a memory from childhood. Variations on:
there was an old man, his name was Jed
went for a wank in the garden shed
in came Ellie-May in the nude
and up from his dick came a bubbling brew
next thing you know it, Jed's in bed
riding away 'til his balls are red
in came granny with nothing to do
he said "come on granny, i'll screw you too"
Shajota
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Yogi
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The Avengers - Diana Rigg as Emma Peel and Joanna Lumley as Purdey.
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Shajota
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Police investigate Phil's recent bingle:-
Police Officer: Now then, your Royal Highness, explain how the accident happened.
Prince Philip: Well, I drove out of the gates and swerved to avoid a pheasant.
Police Officer: You mean you swerved to avoid a peasant.
Prince Philip: Don't be stupid man. Why on earth would I swerve to avoid a peasant?
Police Officer: Now then, your Royal Highness, explain how the accident happened.
Prince Philip: Well, I drove out of the gates and swerved to avoid a pheasant.
Police Officer: You mean you swerved to avoid a peasant.
Prince Philip: Don't be stupid man. Why on earth would I swerve to avoid a peasant?
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chrisk
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too funny.
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chrisk
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Davo said:
FAIL, you need to post it to the buyer.
Basketcase
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Can admin of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?
We have a new member, an older lady.
She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables.
She is offering an iphone x max in exchange for sexual favors. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 8 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.
We have a new member, an older lady.
She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables.
She is offering an iphone x max in exchange for sexual favors. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 8 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.