This weeks joke

helicopterjim said:
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a GoldWing when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the 'bike. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....

Try Doing it with the 'Engine' running....
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We stop hearts for major surgery.
All surgery cancelled here apart from true emergencies anyway.
Paul
 
Laughing out loud and clear! Gold.

You should try the lyrics in the hip-hop my 15yo sone listens to (incessantly). The only words I seem to pick up are 'bitch' and the 'n' word!
 
Home Schooling due to Corvid-19 not going well at my house.
2 Kids suspended for fighting and Teacher caught drinking on the job.  :D
 
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I?m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!?, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ?I?m needed to sort out Britain?. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ?I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.? He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don?t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
😂😂😂😂😂
 
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