This weeks joke

[Shajota]

Have a drink you say??

 

[Haggis]

If you get an email with the subject "Knock, Knock". don't open it.
It might be a Jehovah's witness working from home.

 

[sweetas]

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."

"Tell me," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why the fuck are you living in Sydney and still wearing all this shit?"

 

[Paul Marx]

How's your hat with pieces of string and corks doing?

Paul

 

[chrisk]

Used for floating on top of a crock infested billabongs

 

[Paul Marx]

Used for floating on top of a crock infested billabongs

With didjeridoos?

Paul

 

[sweetas]

How's your hat with pieces of string and corks doing?

Paul

Serves it's purpose..... just like a beret does!

 

[helicopterjim]

When does the vegemite and baguettes come into the conversation?

Jim

 

[sideshow]

When does the vegemite and baguettes come into the conversation?

Jim

Now.... a fresh 3kg batch just arrived at my work! giddy up... that will keep me going for 2 months

 

[chrisk]

Two months! Bloody kids, they eat it like butter.

 

[Paul Marx]

When does the vegemite and baguettes come into the conversation?

Jim

Just after the butter.

Paul

 

[helicopterjim]

Just after the butter.

Paul

I guess it is Argentinian dancing in the capital city of France next ....... hopefully that is the 'last' of it ....

Jim

 

[Legs]

How's your hat with pieces of string and corks doing?

Gives something for the drop bears to hang on to.

 

[Andy]

Don’t talk to me about those bloody drop bears, I had one in the oak tree last night throwing acorns on the roof. I got up and politely waved a gun at him and he just poked tongues.
Cheeky ozzy bugger!

 

[Legs]

A big roo has taken up residence on the lawn, his name is Sir.

 

[Haggis]

 

[motoddrob]

"A big roo has taken up residence on the lawn, his name is Sir."

Only one Terry, Now have 4 genertions hanging around. Last count was 12

 

[motoddrob]

And the wild males have no fear of "coming" [literally] indoors when pussy's on the menu

 

[Legs]

I bet the last one in the first set of photos is called 'Sir' as well.
Our 'Sir' grew up on the property and is semi-tame but still not prepared to try my luck with him.

 

[motoddrob]

With 5 breeding girls the males turn up often. They're sort of use to me being around so they're sort of ok. That one stands up to me and growls I'f I get too close.
I growl back, show him whose boss. On his back legs and tail he's taller than me.
Few years back an old grumpy bastard with a 6 pack and biceps, I wouldn't leave the shed without the long handle spade.
I never turn my back on them