chrisk
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Looks like Sailors have moved away from Tatts of anchors to their initials on their arses..
This weeks joke
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Legs
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Butt art!
chrisk
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Tramp Stamp.
Shajota
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chrisk
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All this talk reminded me of this unfortunate hashtag. (Now, now, it's not crude - all very innocent)
That is a bit SUS 
helicopterjim
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chrisk
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I did and mines no good, it has a crack in it!
helicopterjim
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sideshow
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Aqua minions ?
Shajota
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My wife told me to go to the doctors and get
some of those tablets that "help" to get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back
and tossed her a bottle of diet pills!!
some of those tablets that "help" to get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back
and tossed her a bottle of diet pills!!
Legs
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Did the fight start then?
Shajota
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All good, the nurse just removed the bandages and they tell the bruises will go in a few days.........................
Shajota
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Words never spoken by a man….This was in the local paper. For some reason made me laugh
Legs
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A very shy fellow had been hospitalized for something for a few days. While laying in bed, he realized he had to have a bowel movement, so he struggled out of bed, grabbed his IV apparatus, and shuffled to the toilet, where all he did was pass gas. A few minutes later, back in bed, he felt the urge again, so he went through the difficult process of getting to the toilet, again. Just gas, again. Two more times in the next half hour it happened, and now the poor fellow was worn out.....and fell asleep in his bed, finally. He awoke later with that same old feeling, and decided it was gas again, so he stayed in bed. You know what comes next- not gas this time. He was so embarrassed- didn't want the nurse to see what he'd done- so he stripped the bed and his gown and tossed the soiled stuff out the hospital window. A few stories below a drunk was wobbling down the sidewalk when the mess landed right on top of him! He struggled , twisted, turned, and danced, and just got the mess off of him when along came a policeman who wanted to know what was going on.
The drunk said he didn't know for sure but he thought he'd just beat the shit out of a ghost...
The drunk said he didn't know for sure but he thought he'd just beat the shit out of a ghost...
Shajota
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Not so much a joke, but sort of a test. I know a few on here have at least a bit of OCD so have a look at this pic.
Apparently this is very obvious for someone with OCD so have you or haven't you??
(Certainly wasn't obvious to me, took me a while, so luckily I'm ok with things like my wonky rear rack)
Apparently this is very obvious for someone with OCD so have you or haven't you??
(Certainly wasn't obvious to me, took me a while, so luckily I'm ok with things like my wonky rear rack
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Haggis
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Oh dear - it stood out like a sore thumb to me
Ian D
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Andy
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Testicle Disorder
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health insurance."
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health insurance."